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Poker In The Metaverse
There is this theory about the future That we will become blended with technology Physically And virtually Chips in our arms that can...
Clint Haugen
Nov 14, 20212 min read
Birthday Lunch
I was supposed to go my mothers house for lunch today Only I really didn’t want to It was supposed to be a celebration A celebration for...
Clint Haugen
Nov 14, 20213 min read
The price of knowledge
Adam and Eve lived in paradise A perfect world They had everything they needed Everything except for knowledge They choose the fruit of...
Clint Haugen
Nov 13, 20212 min read
Going Crazy
How many days can you repeat until you go crazy? Time goes on and we go with it. Whether we want it to or not. How many times can I be...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Grey
The world was in chaos. Half of the people hated the other half. No one knew what the truth was. They controlled that. No one felt safe....
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Just some words
Through the darkness and into the light. We must continue to live. We must continue to fight. It was never going to be easy, that much I...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
The Only Fight
You are in a fight, Regardless if you want to be in one or not. A fight for your life But, its life that you must fight against. LIfe...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
The Dom and The Sub
She wanted a Dom She said I thought that sounded fun So I pretended to be one To fill the role It was interesting Something new and...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Koda
A dog got diagnosed with cancer today. I love this dog. She always has the biggest smile on her face when she sees me. I will miss this...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Frost Bite
She was an icy cunt. The coldest young lady I had ever met. Too cold for her age. Her blue eyes, white hair, and pale skin was winter and...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Comet
At first you thought she was a shooting star, But then you realized shooting stars are way too common. She’s a comet. Experienced for a...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
A Good Friend
This is a quick poem I’m supposed to be meeting a lady for drinks in a few minutes She is just a friend But she has a fat ass Like a...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Reasons to Live and Reasons to Die
I’ve had food so good, that I’ve thought that I would like to stay alive, just to try food that good again. I’ve listened to music so...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Eyes
She looked at him with those eyes. She had piercing eyes. Eyes that could cut you in half. Eyes that could melt you down to a puddle....
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Dear Lover
You will never know what you meant to me. I’ll never show you. You’ll never see me again, I promise you. And if you do, I’ll pretend like...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Weed
Weed So much weed Right in front of me Harvesting and Trimming it Smoking Drinking wine And beer At home On a Thursday night Three...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
A Pale Blue Poisonous Dot
It was a spinning rock floating in the vast infiniteness of space It was our rock A rock covered with water and trees And covered with...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Poison We Choose
She is the poison that I choose to drink. It’s a poison that slowly kills me. I love it. I look forward to it. I hate her and love her. I...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
$14.95
I took an IQ test once. It was the most stressful 18 minutes of my life. It was all math And Thinking, But not my type of thinking. It...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
The Falling Of The Trees
Leaves crunched under his feet. They were dead. It was fall around there, And he was stepping on death. They had once been alive....
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
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