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I Lied
We were sitting on the couch together She was curled up in my lap like a cat When she looked up And asked me When the last time I cried...
Clint Haugen
2 days ago1 min read
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Profoundly Different
And now After meeting her How am I supposed to go about a normal life? You want to tell me that I have to go to work tomorrow?...
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2 days ago1 min read
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Sylvia P.
“Some of us write to survive not being loved back.” - Sylvia Plath. To survive , she said. To survive . . . We don't write because we...
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4 days ago1 min read
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Chuck
I read her Chuck (Bukowski) after the second time we fucked that night. We had been reading stuffy love poems from some Spanish poet...
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4 days ago2 min read
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Boy, Was I Wrong
If one more person calls me talented again, I think I might lose my shit. If one more person says I have an unlimited amount of...
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5 days ago1 min read
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Chalk Outline
I woke up and turned on the light. A chalk outline of my body was on my bed, right where I had been sleeping a moment before. I...
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5 days ago5 min read
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All The Way Back
Where did we come from? And where are we going? . . . They tell you to keep your head up, But, If you never hang your head, And look...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
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A Few Old Coals
What good is a man who's lost his soul? . . . The last of the flame dances inside of my soul. A small smouldering pile of ashes, Sits on...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
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Shallow
“It is never that deep for the people that are shallow.” . . . If they don't understand you; If they tell you that things aren't as deep...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
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Love Or Fear?
Love or Fear? That’s it. That’s what the man said God had told him during the long conversation he had with God. Apparently, that’s all...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
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Brave Enough To Be Real
The Valedictorian looked out into the crowd of 10,000 eyes. She took a deep breath in and started her speech. “Express your honest...
Clint Haugen
Jun 142 min read
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Trusting The Muse
All of us lie too much. If you don't think that, then you're a goddamn liar. Poets just lie more than most. We're experts at...
Clint Haugen
Jun 141 min read
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Deeper
The deeper I can dive into a story The further away I can drift From everyone else . . . Who needs friends when you can create...
Clint Haugen
Jun 141 min read
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Find A Man Of Means
If I'm ever into you You'll definitely know it Because I'll hide from you For months at a time And never text or call or make eye...
Clint Haugen
Jun 142 min read
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Virtue Or Vice?
“Sometimes, Young Padawan, what we think are our virtues are actually our vices.” “. . . You've been pretty annoying lately, Master.” “My...
Clint Haugen
Jun 82 min read
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If Animals Had A Religion
I saw the quote, “If animals had a religion, Humanity would be the devil.” It sounded pretty cool at first. It really got me...
Clint Haugen
Jun 21 min read
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We Can't All Be Cowards
“I hate insecure men,” she said to me, referring to her ex-boyfriend. “They’re too toxic to be with. Insecure men can’t handle a strong,...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12 min read
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Scorpion's Sting Ya
Never trust a lady who has a visible scorpion tattoo. I promise you, if she has a visible scorpion tattoo, she's trouble. If you...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11 min read
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Lebowski For President 2018
Some guy in line behind me Kept scooting closer to me . . . Some weird Ugly Sandal wearing Bald headed Fuck Kept creeping closer to me!...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11 min read
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Lust
“The strongest men all fell to lust in the stories.” “Welp, good thing I have noodle arms then, huh?? Ha!” “Your arms are actually...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12 min read
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