Therapy (Part 4)
“Hello Clint.” “Hey Doc. Do you think I can stretch while we talk today? Do you have a foam roller?” “No Clint, I don’t have a foam...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 7
- 3 min
Therapy (Part 3)
“Aye Doc! What’s crappening??” “Oh you know, same shit, different day.” “Holy shit Doc! I’ve been saying, ‘what’s crappening?’ for ten...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 7
- 5 min
Therapy (Part 2)
“Heya Doc! How’s it hanging?? Oh! I like the scruff. Looking very hipster my guy. I like it. Anyways, what's new?? What’s going on? I...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 7
- 5 min
Therapy
“Hey Doc. How’re you?” “Oh I’m doing well, thank you for asking. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen you. You’re letting your hair and beard...
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Clint Haugen
- Jun 13, 2022
- 7 min
What Owning A Dog Has Taught Me
I had no idea that adopting a dog would teach me so much about life. Stanley is my five year old pitbull that I adopted from the humane...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 31, 2022
- 2 min
The Man With A Mustache And His Fudge
A man with a mustache (all good stories have a man with a mustache) who loved to fish, always had a smile on his face. He’d come into my...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 24, 2022
- 6 min
True Ugliness (True Beauty, Part Two)
He couldn’t believe that she was right there, dancing in front of him. It had been 8 months since they had spoken to each other. He had...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 23, 2022
- 5 min
True Beauty
He thought that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He sat back with his drink and watched her dance. His stomach danced...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 19, 2022
- 2 min
Stop Drinking The Damn Kool-Aid!
‘A jar of poison sit’s on the top shelf in your pantry. You take sips from it every day. What??! You don’t believe me? Are you calling me...
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Clint Haugen
- Jan 17, 2022
- 2 min
Conditional Love
‘Don’t you think love should be unconditional?’ she asked me as she played with her hair. I took a sip from my drink and leaned forward....
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 24, 2021
- 4 min
A Morning With The Shadow
I woke up at 5:30 in the morning feeling like I needed another 8 hours of sleep. I heard the coffee being made in the kitchen. I was...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 24, 2021
- 3 min
The Note From A Dead Man
The soldier was laying there dead. A corner of a piece of paper peaked out of his right pocket. It would soon be ruined by his blood. The...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 14, 2021
- 5 min
A Fish Named Jeff
Jeff was awake again. Awake in a big crowded dark room, surrounded by his 200 million of his brothers. He looked around. All of his...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 13, 2021
- 8 min
The Fight Inside My Head
There was a cage in the shape of an octagon floating right above the clouds. Inside that cage were two fighters, one who was beat up...
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Clint Haugen
- Dec 6, 2021
- 6 min
Another Sunday
I woke up at 6am on a Sunday morning on a strange couch. Someone had been nice enough to put a blanket over me. It was the beginning of...
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Clint Haugen
- Nov 29, 2021
- 3 min
Jokes at a funeral
She had just ended things with her boyfriend. And now she was back venting to me. "I'm not chasing anyone anymore. If someone wants me,...
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Clint Haugen
- Nov 29, 2021
- 4 min
A Date With Me
“So where did you grow up?” She asked me. “The shit ass town of Madras, Oregon. But I had a pretty decent childhood there. Nothing to...
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Clint Haugen
- Nov 12, 2021
- 2 min
The Dom and The Sub
She wanted a Dom She said I thought that sounded fun So I pretended to be one To fill the role It was interesting Something new and...
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Clint Haugen
- Nov 12, 2021
- 1 min
$14.95
I took an IQ test once. It was the most stressful 18 minutes of my life. It was all math And Thinking, But not my type of thinking. It...
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Clint Haugen
- Nov 12, 2021
- 2 min
The Falling Of The Trees
Leaves crunched under his feet. They were dead. It was fall around there, And he was stepping on death. They had once been alive....
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