What Owning A Dog Has Taught Me
I had no idea that adopting a dog would teach me so much about life. Stanley is my five year old pitbull that I adopted from the humane...
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Clint Haugen
Jan 31, 20222 min read
The Man With A Mustache And His Fudge
A man with a mustache (all good stories have a man with a mustache) who loved to fish, always had a smile on his face. He’d come into my...
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Clint Haugen
Jan 24, 20226 min read
True Ugliness (True Beauty, Part Two)
He couldn’t believe that she was right there, dancing in front of him. It had been 8 months since they had spoken to each other. He had...
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Clint Haugen
Jan 23, 20225 min read
True Beauty
He thought that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He sat back with his drink and watched her dance. His stomach danced...
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Clint Haugen
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Stop Drinking The Damn Kool-Aid!
‘A jar of poison sit’s on the top shelf in your pantry. You take sips from it every day. What??! You don’t believe me? Are you calling me...
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Clint Haugen
Jan 17, 20222 min read
Conditional Love
‘Don’t you think love should be unconditional?’ she asked me as she played with her hair. I took a sip from my drink and leaned forward....
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Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20214 min read
A Morning With The Shadow
I woke up at 5:30 in the morning feeling like I needed another 8 hours of sleep. I heard the coffee being made in the kitchen. I was...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20213 min read
The Note From A Dead Man
The soldier was laying there dead. A corner of a piece of paper peaked out of his right pocket. It would soon be ruined by his blood. The...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 14, 20215 min read
A Fish Named Jeff
Jeff was awake again. Awake in a big crowded dark room, surrounded by his 200 million of his brothers. He looked around. All of his...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 13, 20218 min read
The Fight Inside My Head
There was a cage in the shape of an octagon floating right above the clouds. Inside that cage were two fighters, one who was beat up...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 6, 20216 min read
Another Sunday
I woke up at 6am on a Sunday morning on a strange couch. Someone had been nice enough to put a blanket over me. It was the beginning of...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20213 min read
Jokes at a funeral
She had just ended things with her boyfriend. And now she was back venting to me. "I'm not chasing anyone anymore. If someone wants me,...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20214 min read
A Date With Me
“So where did you grow up?” She asked me. “The shit ass town of Madras, Oregon. But I had a pretty decent childhood there. Nothing to...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Dom and The Sub
She wanted a Dom She said I thought that sounded fun So I pretended to be one To fill the role It was interesting Something new and...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
$14.95
I took an IQ test once. It was the most stressful 18 minutes of my life. It was all math And Thinking, But not my type of thinking. It...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Falling Of The Trees
Leaves crunched under his feet. They were dead. It was fall around there, And he was stepping on death. They had once been alive....
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20213 min read
The Fly
There’s a fly in my wine. Just a small one. A fruit fly. I contemplated drinking it anyway. It was eight dollar wine from Fred Meyers....
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