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Clint Haugen
Nov 30, 20243 min read
Holden C.
Y'all's a bunch of phonies, ya know that, don't ya’s? So many phonies out there. Acting all proper, like they don't got demons inside of...
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Clint Haugen
Jan 12, 20242 min read
Dear Friends
Dear Friends, Do you remember when televisions used to be shaped like boxes? And a little yellow sponge used to laugh in his high pitched...
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Clint Haugen
Jul 2, 20231 min read
Soul Shoes
The shoes told me to go But I said no This is my home Again They told me To move To lace em up And head out My shoes Persisted “You...
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Clint Haugen
May 16, 20231 min read
Y'all Look Like Your Pets
The dog-sitter, she said that my dog looks just like me. And, I didn’t know what to say to that. So I stayed silent, but she, she went...
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Clint Haugen
May 16, 20232 min read
Curbside Sunsets
"Out of all of the things that I've lost in my life, I'd have to say that the one I miss the least is my mind." The man was in front of a...
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Clint Haugen
May 25, 20221 min read
That Savage Beast, Mankind
History Mystery Fee fi fo fum The illusions The delusions The jifity jam, man This life This kite It’s in the wind The mind The man The...
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Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
Whiplash
I keep looking to the opening door, hoping to see you walk in. It’d be a miracle if you did. Its an impulse- an instinct. Something...
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Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
While Children Starve?
A civil war in Canada? I thought they were the kind ones, with good healthcare? A civil war in America? Maybe a devorce would be better…...
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Clint Haugen
Feb 8, 20221 min read
The Moments That Make Us Human
The feeling of skin on your skin The hot breath from a woman on your neck, as she sleeps in your arms. The soft and gentle lips on yours...
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Clint Haugen
Jan 7, 20222 min read
There's No Other Way To Write About How We’ve Been Feeling
In the year 2020, I felt like I had to stop speaking my mind. I knew I’d offend friends and family by talking about what I thought was...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 29, 20211 min read
Dead For Awhile Now
When I am waking up from a drunken sleep, I reach out for you, but you aren’t there anymore, my reach hits the cold darkness of the...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 29, 20212 min read
The Pretend Pianist
I’m eating peach rings and drinking wine in my kitchen again. It’s the usual Wednesday night. A T.V. plays in the background, my phone...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20213 min read
The Note From A Dead Man
The soldier was laying there dead. A corner of a piece of paper peaked out of his right pocket. It would soon be ruined by his blood. The...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20211 min read
The Frozen Darkness Of The Night
The night is cold and the wind makes the tree’s dance. Leaves fall from their branches, as the first snow of winter approaches. Darkness...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 19, 20212 min read
Opinions Are Assholes.
“Are you going to put me in your stories??” “Maybe, if you give me good material to work with.” “After reading you, I’ve realized that...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 18, 20212 min read
Overdue Apologies
To my mom, I’m sorry I’m not the son that you wanted. To my friends, I’m sorry I don’t stay in touch. To the stranger at the grocery...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 18, 20211 min read
An Ode To Poe
Truth is an illusion. No one really knows. They just assume and believe. If we don’t know the truth about reality, then what’s the point...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 15, 20211 min read
Why I Try
What if I don’t make it? What then? What happens to my life? Will I stay broke? Will I have wasted my time? Will I fade away unnoticed?...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 15, 20211 min read
The Week-long Cowboy
Sometimes I think It would be fun to be a cowboy. To ride around on a horse named Jefferson and wear tight pants and boots. I’d like to...
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