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My Philosophy Of Randomness
I keep feeling like everything people believe in is wrong. There is no fairness to life. There never was. There is just, randomness. We...
Clint Haugen
Dec 2, 20212 min read
Not Really Poetry
This one isn’t really a poem. It’s a ‘Help Wanted’ ad. I need help. Serious help. I don’t know grammar. I was too busy daydreaming at...
Clint Haugen
Dec 1, 20212 min read
You Probably Don't Belong Here
Like two people had complimented my writings so far And it had already gotten to my head. I’ve always been a sucker for flattery. The...
Clint Haugen
Dec 1, 20211 min read
Jokes at a funeral
She had just ended things with her boyfriend. And now she was back venting to me. "I'm not chasing anyone anymore. If someone wants me,...
Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20213 min read
The Bookmark
“What’s making you sad?” She asked me. “It’s not really sadness. It’s more like a disconnect. From everyone and Normal things” “I don’t...
Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20211 min read
A Spark
A feeling can spark a flame. And the flame is both life and death. Light and chaos. This is what it means to feel. To feel something...
Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20211 min read
A Date With Me
“So where did you grow up?” She asked me. “The shit ass town of Madras, Oregon. But I had a pretty decent childhood there. Nothing to...
Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20214 min read
When Love Fades Into Hate
I have another poem I want to write about you Only I am tired of writing about you Burnt out from all the feelings that come with writing...
Clint Haugen
Nov 27, 20211 min read
The Void
I feel a void where something should be A hole An empty space. I’m not sure what is supposed to be there, But whatever it is It isn’t...
Clint Haugen
Nov 27, 20212 min read
Thanksgiving
We ate and drank way too much. The aunt’s sang off key And we laughed with each other. We shared stories. Shared memories. We played...
Clint Haugen
Nov 26, 20211 min read
Two Sides Of The Same Coin.
Two Sides Of The Same Coin. It was a gray November day. The rain was coming down in a light drizzle. We needed the rain. It had been a...
Clint Haugen
Nov 26, 20213 min read
I'll Think Of A Title later
I was alone. Completely alone. I always wanted someone to be there with me whenever I did psychedelics. Someone to hold onto. But no one...
Clint Haugen
Nov 24, 20211 min read
Music Speaks When We Can't
'I swear that I am a good man. So why don't you love me back?' These words were being sung through my headphones, As I once again, sat...
Clint Haugen
Nov 22, 20212 min read
When The Whole World Had A Snow Day
We all remember when the Covid-19 Pandemic first started. Everything was shut down. Busy streets were now empty. No one worked. Everyone...
Clint Haugen
Nov 21, 20212 min read
Five Minutes To Bleed On The Keys.
Can you make something beautiful in five minutes? I only had five minutes for this one. She was coming soon. Shit, might as well try. I...
Clint Haugen
Nov 21, 20211 min read
A Y.O.L.O Toast For The Millennial's
What is your meaning? Why are you here today? Do you know? No? Why not? Have you thought about it? Who are you? Who you could be? Who...
Clint Haugen
Nov 19, 20213 min read
Playing With Fire
And just like that the words were gone. With just a click, hours of work, deleted. Another piece of shitty writing. Maybe I was too...
Clint Haugen
Nov 17, 20212 min read
Belief Might Be The Magic Beans
I believe in the most magical mysteries of the universe; or I want to. I really do think that believing in it, might be what makes it...
Clint Haugen
Nov 17, 20212 min read
Confessions Left Stuck In My Throat
So many words were left unspoken. I never told you how I felt. I felt everything a person could feel. I thought we would have more time...
Clint Haugen
Nov 17, 20214 min read
This fishing trip on Halloween sucks ass
I’ll be the first one to admit it I’m addicted to dating apps It’s probably a real problem But like any type of addiction I choose to...
Clint Haugen
Nov 15, 20213 min read
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