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Cleopatra Can Kick Rocks
The sun and the stars pale in comparison to you, babe. And the pyramids aren’t our most astonishing creation, you are. You ever seen a...
Clint Haugen
Apr 22, 20221 min read
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The Soul That Calls To Me
I hope I see you today, soul that calls to me. I hope you smile my way. It’ll make my week, if I can just see your face. I won’t need to...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20221 min read
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Another Superhero Movie
Another superhero movie is playing in theaters this weekend. The same tale as always, ‘good’ against ‘evil’. A calling to responsibility....
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20221 min read
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Sick
I spent 12 hours on top of a toilet; 12 miserable hours. Food poisoning or the stomach flu, I’m not sure. Everything that was inside of...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20221 min read
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The Road
It was 6:30 in the morning and I was running late for work again. I had a quick shower and threw on clothes. Outside the window, I saw...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20223 min read
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Love Drunk
The music was too loud to hear anything and the club had too many people, most of them absolutely shitfaced. You could feel the bass in...
Clint Haugen
Apr 18, 20222 min read
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Flattened, Like A Pancake
He wandered out into the street and laid down in the middle of it. It was about midnight and the man was drunk again. This night was...
Clint Haugen
Apr 18, 20222 min read
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Like The Addicts We Are
There is nothing on my phone that’ll bring me joy Nothing that’ll make me feel fulfilled Nothing that’ll fill the void Nothing but the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 16, 20221 min read
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Freedom From Me
I hope you are the one for me I really do I want you to have all the joy this life has to offer I hope you’re the one I will do whatever...
Clint Haugen
Apr 16, 20221 min read
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Keenan
He was usually posted up on a wall, with one headphone in playing Notorious B.I.G., as he scanned the room. You could tell, that he...
Clint Haugen
Apr 16, 20223 min read
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Something New
You want something new? Well, here is a big fuck you. I want something new from you too. Or, are you just the consumer; never the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 15, 20221 min read
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The Busy Bee
The busy bee doesn’t have time to stop and smell the flowers. It's an old cliche, I know, but still… There is no pride in being busy, but...
Clint Haugen
Apr 15, 20221 min read
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How To Offend A Man Of Science
He was a tall and skinny man, with large circle glasses and a nose that was too big for his face. His arms hung down to his knees and his...
Clint Haugen
Apr 10, 20223 min read
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If Only
She opened up a book, thumbed through it, and put it back on the shelf. She moved with such grace, such confidence, as I watched her out...
Clint Haugen
Apr 7, 20224 min read
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Steve Prefontaine
Brown walls A window Empty shoes A guitar A bed with brown sheets that haven't been washed in awhile Jackets tossed everywhere A...
Clint Haugen
Apr 7, 20222 min read
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The Little Hand Ticks
Standing in line is a fine time to get lost in your mind. Traveling back in time, to every mistake and all what ‘if’s’; panicking over a...
Clint Haugen
Apr 6, 20221 min read
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My Way
‘Tie me up and do what you please.’ Yes babe, but all I want to do is please you. So I’ll tie you up, and blindfold you, and with just my...
Clint Haugen
Apr 5, 20221 min read
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Little In Solutions
The problem with poets is that they try to sound poetic. The problem with writers is that they try to sound smart, and are often...
Clint Haugen
Apr 5, 20221 min read
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Glows
There’s a new one, and this one glows. I miss her dearly, but yet, I hardly know her; all I know, is she is beautiful, and she glows....
Clint Haugen
Apr 5, 20221 min read
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The Riddle
Either, God made us in his image, or, we made him in ours; and if we made God in our image, then that would mean that we also did the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 2, 20222 min read
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