Two women
Sit next to me
Talking shit about their ‘friend’
For 30 minutes straight
And their conversation
Makes me want to take their drinks
And punt them across the bar
They talk so fast
There’s so much shit talking
To interpret
I piece together the story though
And it’s incredibly common
And
Boring
I remember
How many different women
Have told me that this world would become an utopia
If men weren’t on it
I’m not so sure about that though
I try to give these ladies the benefit of the doubt
But the shit-talking
Goes on
And on
And on
And on
Eventually
It becomes
Unbearable to listen to
And I have to put in my headphones
Where my world becomes
So much more
Peaceful.
-C.H.
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