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Pirates
A goofy looking ship with a giant jolly roger floated into the Bay of Monte Charllowe. My Bay. Pirates. Damn pirates; Always chasing...
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The Wandering Privilege
“People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive.” Most of who...
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Honest
It's better to be honest about being a liar than it is to lie about being honest. -CH 5/15/25
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Excuses
You’ll have to excuse him, He grew up thinking that love was a fight, And that the fight was love. He then learned to love...
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The Ghost
I saw a ghost yesterday She was at the coffee shop I go to She was just sitting there Sipping her tea With her back to me I...
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6 days ago2 min read
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Growing Pains
A bearded man plucked at a guitar in the back of the poorly lit dive bar Some country twang echoed through my ears as I sat at a...
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6 days ago2 min read
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The Cure
While out for a jog In the woods by my house I ran into an old lady At first I thought she could be a bit crazy She looked like she was...
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6 days ago2 min read
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How To Be
I forgot how to be me I just Adapted To everyone To everything And before I knew it I wasn’t me anymore I was a programmed...
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6 days ago2 min read
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Fragments
There are fragments of people inside of my soul attempting to burst out. I think they long to take flight and become whole. I...
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6 days ago1 min read
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Reacting
Are you truly living? Or, Are you just reacting? Who has programmed you to react this way? . . . I see. Well, maybe it's time to take...
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6 days ago1 min read
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Running
He was running from the monsters in his head But his shoes were falling apart And his arms were flailing about as if he was swimming, not...
Clint Haugen
May 82 min read
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The Poet And The Politician
They had been friends once But He sought power While the other one sought meaning He sought money While the other...
Clint Haugen
May 82 min read
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True Beauty
This kid worked with elderly ladies for awhile, And one thing that several of them admitted to being the hardest part about aging...
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May 81 min read
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7 Times Too Many
The average domestic abuse victim goes back to their partner 7 times before they finally leave them. 7 fucking times. And if you're ever...
Clint Haugen
May 82 min read
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Elizabeth Lane
There's this street that I avoid walking down because it feels weird to me. It has a bad energy to it. I didn’t even know that I...
Clint Haugen
May 81 min read
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Carry On
The mother has no choice But to watch her 22 year old son Give up everything For a woman she can’t stand. Last week...
Clint Haugen
May 22 min read
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Enough
Who are you? Me? I'm no one. Who are you? Hey, pal, let's get one thing straight, I'm no one. Who are you? Are you listening?? I'm no...
Clint Haugen
Apr 302 min read
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Too Much
I’d like to be loved for who I am And not who I could be, Or for what I can do for you; But, Maybe that's...
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
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Attention
The psychologist told me That the social media algorithms optimize for short term attention, And that if I want to feel better, And not...
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Apr 301 min read
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Fruit
Let your depression starve and give a feast to your ego and to discipline. Stay strong, brother. Stay strong, sister. ...
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
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