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Back When Tiger's Smoked
Back when Tiger’s smoked, Which was a long, long time ago, In a Galaxy inside of this one, Slept a lady, peacefully,...
Clint Haugen
Oct 52 min read
Magic In A Lady
His beat-up old car Rolls forward From the west cost To the east cost Filled to the roof With...
Clint Haugen
Oct 52 min read
kasei Tsukumogami
There's a rumor floating around On the fourth planet from the sun That if an object is well taken care of for long enough Eventually ...
Clint Haugen
Sep 282 min read
What Would It Take
What would it take What would it take What would it take For this little world to change? A little floating ball of tension and rage What...
Clint Haugen
Sep 262 min read
Everyone's Home
A tiny globe Hangs from a string Inside of the window On the third story Of the brown house At the end of the street The wind rocks it...
Clint Haugen
Sep 261 min read
Piano Concerto No. 2
These days Anyone can walk into a coffee shop And listen to some of the best music that’s ever been made From Rachmaninoff To Chopin To...
Clint Haugen
Sep 261 min read
I Don't Know
I don't know if I was made from God's hands, But I know my father isn't a good man. I don’t know if Jesus really rose again,...
Clint Haugen
Sep 232 min read
Something To Say
A bunch of paintings are hung up above my head. Art being ‘displayed’. I study them, And I wonder, If the artist was just painting to...
Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
Strength and Beauty
Only a truly weak man will use his strength to dominate. And only a truly ugly lady Will use her beauty to...
Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
Equinox
Equinox, The perfect balance of light and darkness. I like the light, But I thrive in the darkness. I love planting seeds, But now is the...
Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
If These Books Could Talk
“If these books could talk, what do you think they’d say?” “Books do talk. That’s literally their function.” “Well, I can’t hear...
Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
Donnie
340 million souls, If you push them, Donnie, A few of the crazies Will explode, But, Can you see that from your throne? . . . 340...
Clint Haugen
Sep 201 min read
Regrets
He sits in his chair, In front of his oak desk, And stares out the window. It's fall outside, And yellow leaves rock back and...
Clint Haugen
Sep 201 min read
The Soul Clay
She looks me in the eyes, as she takes a piece of clay out of her soul, And throws it on the wheel. I take a chunk of clay out of...
Clint Haugen
Sep 201 min read
Kait
She’s so tiny So sweet Yet, still feisty She’s pulled a heist on me And stole my soul And that’s not something someone can just borrow...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
2.2 Billion Seconds
70 years in bed with her Wouldn’t be enough 70 years is 25567.5 nights together And it wouldn’t be close to enough Even if her and I...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
Everything That Makes Me Right
I can’t concentrate On anything Besides her She’s all I ever wanted But now I feel as she might steal Everything that makes me...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
The Law of Equal Valiant Exchange? . . . Huh?
“What would you sacrifice for love?” “Hmmm. . . that’s an interesting question. I think, with love, if you give into it completely,...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
Hilarious or Heavy
The guy with the circular glasses dangling on the brim of his nose—and a mustache that was a little too trimmed—turned to me again and...
Clint Haugen
Sep 111 min read
Modern Romance
In today’s world, Most young men learn romance from Porn Way before they ever have the courage To try real romance with a real lady;...
Clint Haugen
Sep 81 min read
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