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Greedy And Entitled Punks
This government can leave me alone. I’ll make it on my own. I don’t need an old greedy person to represent me. Nope, not me. They can...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Identity
Open your eyes and see past what they identify me as. I am more then my gender I am more then my race I am more than my age I am the mind...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Artificial Blossoms
What songs will this suffering produce? What art? What books? What lessons?? Will we even learn from this?? Can seeds grow in this...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20222 min read
St. Valentine And Cupid Can Kick Rocks
Valentine's Day is coming up, or so they tell me. I never really remember the date because It never mattered to me. This year I know who...
Clint Haugen
Feb 2, 20221 min read
Street Creeks
Here is another one for no reason at all except to do something It was a cold winter day There wasn’t a star in the sky and the rain was...
Clint Haugen
Feb 2, 20221 min read
Heroes And Villains
You, and I, are both, villains in someone else's story. We are the heroes in our own story We are the victim The oppressed The orphaned...
Clint Haugen
Jan 31, 20221 min read
Parasite
She is a parasite in my mind She invaded and refuses to leave I try to kill her, but she keeps eating me, sucking me dry. She takes a...
Clint Haugen
Jan 31, 20221 min read
Something
This started out as an experiment Write a few things down See what happens Have a few drinks Tell a few people Walk around town and with...
Clint Haugen
Jan 31, 20221 min read
The Man With A Mustache And His Fudge
A man with a mustache (all good stories have a man with a mustache) who loved to fish, always had a smile on his face. He’d come into my...
Clint Haugen
Jan 31, 20222 min read
A Second Chance To Be The Light
Alive, but, just barely. Holding on to fading dreams As the body decays I focus on the pain Just to make sure I am barely still here. I...
Clint Haugen
Jan 31, 20222 min read
Mental Gymnastics On Our Constantly Moving Moral Goalpost
We have the least clear lens to look at our own psyche through We can do ‘mental gymnastics’ to prove our point to ourselves We’ll find...
Clint Haugen
Jan 29, 20222 min read
A Poem Is A Mirror
A poem is a mirror reflecting back the side you choose not to see, revealing to you your sins. You might resent the poet that holds up...
Clint Haugen
Jan 29, 20221 min read
Half Empty
The whiskey flows out of the bottle, and into my glass cup; halfway full, or as I like to look at it, half empty. The whiskey slides down...
Clint Haugen
Jan 29, 20221 min read
What An Army Of Poems Couldn't Say
Metaphors about nature won’t work for this one (They bore me anyways) Nor will a rhyming scheme I cannot do a haiku, no, not for this...
Clint Haugen
Jan 29, 20221 min read
The Same Old Story
I have nothing to say tonight, nothing new to report. The world has gone batshit crazy, but, that’s not really new. It’s just more...
Clint Haugen
Jan 27, 20221 min read
True Ugliness (True Beauty, Part Two)
He couldn’t believe that she was right there, dancing in front of him. It had been 8 months since they had spoken to each other. He had...
Clint Haugen
Jan 24, 20226 min read
True Beauty
He thought that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He sat back with his drink and watched her dance. His stomach danced...
Clint Haugen
Jan 23, 20225 min read
Stop Drinking The Damn Kool-Aid!
‘A jar of poison sit’s on the top shelf in your pantry. You take sips from it every day. What??! You don’t believe me? Are you calling me...
Clint Haugen
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Conditional Love
‘Don’t you think love should be unconditional?’ she asked me as she played with her hair. I took a sip from my drink and leaned forward....
Clint Haugen
Jan 17, 20222 min read
Another Idiot
I am finding out, that too often, I am disappointed in my fellow men and women. I have too high of expectations for them. I expect, when...
Clint Haugen
Jan 16, 20222 min read
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