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*Break Glass In Case Of Emergency
*Break Glass In Case Of Emergency I take my fist And smash the glass But Nothing happens Except for A few cuts on my knuckles The...
Clint Haugen
Nov 2, 20221 min read
Is It Wrong Not To Do The Right Thing?
Only a few months ago I was the type of man Who would return a wallet That I stumbled upon While walking my dog around my block Now I am...
Clint Haugen
Nov 2, 20221 min read
Caged Birds
I had a story I was going to write About a man Who broke into a zoo And free’d all the caged birds In his mind A caged bird is the...
Clint Haugen
Oct 31, 20221 min read
Restless Nights
Restless nights That you don’t want to spend alone But going out just feels Like so much work It never goes How you hope it will You...
Clint Haugen
Oct 31, 20221 min read
Someone To Root For
Someone to take dancing lessons with. Someone to make a playlist for. Someone to cook with. Someone to go on road-trips with. Someone to...
Clint Haugen
Oct 31, 20221 min read
These Election Ads Are suffocating
The republicans look like they might sweep the nation this year Turning the country Blood red As the Blue’s Panic And drown In their...
Clint Haugen
Oct 31, 20221 min read
Redeemable Until The Very End
Most of us find leaves the most beautiful right before they die. There is potential for a redemptive beauty in us all until the very end...
Clint Haugen
Oct 25, 20221 min read
Ungrateful
Life has given me everything I need And then some. But For some reason I spit on the earth And find a way To be Ungrateful for it all...
Clint Haugen
Oct 25, 20221 min read
Miracles, Magic, And The Return Of The Ice Queen
My date was pounding back the saki while we were out to sushi; and now she was sloppy drunk. We must’ve drank 5 bottles in an hour and...
Clint Haugen
Oct 21, 20228 min read
Philia Nikia
Philia Sophia And Philia Nikia One is the love of wisdom For the sake of learning and growing And the other is intellectual competitive...
Clint Haugen
Oct 21, 20221 min read
A Tiny Wrench For A Poem
A young couple approached me They said they’d trade me a tiny wrench for a poem But only If my poem was worth it I said My poetry is...
Clint Haugen
Oct 21, 20221 min read
Knowing Isn't Enough
Do what you love to do That’s what they say Don’t they? Be passionate about your work That’s what we preach Don’t we? In order not to...
Clint Haugen
Oct 17, 20221 min read
Looking Into The Eyes Of Another
Once more Against the day Always and forever Raging against the clock Before It stops Once more Against the night Where we turn fears...
Clint Haugen
Oct 17, 20221 min read
Just Bones And Blood
Dear Lover, It’s me again Still here I followed you to hell And almost heard your voice But before I could God took my soul back to...
Clint Haugen
Oct 15, 20221 min read
Too Young To Be This Tired
Too young to be this tired. This mouth for hire With a body that will soon expire Too young for this. The mind aches And the body is...
Clint Haugen
Oct 15, 20221 min read
The Saddest Part Of My Story
I think I’ll just go to sleep tonight Instead of messaging you. I really thought about it though I really felt conflicted I’ve had just...
Clint Haugen
Oct 15, 20221 min read
Masters Of Self-deception
I wonder If I will ever let myself understand That every time I smoke weed To feel tired enough To close my eyes And go to sleep That...
Clint Haugen
Oct 15, 20221 min read
The Back Room In The Barber Shop
My barber Told me about a back room they have there Where they take the people that come in with cancer That have to get that cut He said...
Clint Haugen
Oct 10, 20221 min read
The Great Pumpkin War Of 2022
Pumpkin mania is sweeping the nation It’s getting bad out there folks Worse than ever before And let's be honest here Pumpkin Is fucking...
Clint Haugen
Oct 5, 20221 min read
The Curse Of Understanding
We must live with every decision we ever make, But we will only know if they are good decisions After we’ve made them; And we will only...
Clint Haugen
Sep 30, 20221 min read
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