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I'd Watch Myself Fly
Just the beat Of The Seven Nation Army Reminds me That my energy is contagious And it is Colossal As well as Never ending It rises with...
Clint Haugen
Mar 26, 20231 min read
With Just A Laptop
Just a laptop That’s it That’s all you need To create Entire worlds And with them New myths With just a laptop Someone could nudge...
Clint Haugen
Mar 17, 20231 min read
Back To Work
As soon As I finally finished my first novel My agent tells me To get back to work. “Keep it going while you have momentum.” “I do have...
Clint Haugen
Mar 15, 20231 min read
Stuck In A Loop Of Nostalgia
“Anarchy is always better in theory than in reality.” “How do you know that?” “It’s obvious. Just look at history.” “But if recorded...
Clint Haugen
Mar 15, 20232 min read
Grateful For Hell? Really?
I’ve been worrying That our constant need to be entertained Has us Dehumanizing The creators of the content. Two ladies sit next me...
Clint Haugen
Mar 15, 20231 min read
It Is Only The Place Where I Am At
My gums bleed When I floss And when I go to the dentist It’s a Goddamn massacre They poke their sharp tools Right into my gums My eyes...
Clint Haugen
Mar 13, 20231 min read
It Should Be So Simple
Instead of writing my 612th post on this blog I think I’ll take A Nap. You parasites go feast on another mind for the night. Because mine...
Clint Haugen
Mar 8, 20231 min read
Wouldn't You?
I think for my next trick I’ll write a deeply philosophical And erotic Novel I’ll combine these two passions of mine Ignite the spark And...
Clint Haugen
Mar 8, 20231 min read
Undeserved Arrogance
What really irks me these days Are these people That think they are ‘saving the world’ But in reality They aren’t doing fuck all But...
Clint Haugen
Mar 6, 20231 min read
Right?
My father spends every second these days talking about when I was in high school. He asks questions about the people I went to school...
Clint Haugen
Feb 22, 20232 min read
The Gut Doesn't Lie Sometimes
Facing the wall Staring at a piece of art As the family next to me Complains about the food here She’s large The complainer She wanted a...
Clint Haugen
Feb 18, 20232 min read
Just An Ant
Maybe Just maybe Collectively And only collectively Do we have something like intelligence It becomes important to remember That you and...
Clint Haugen
Feb 12, 20231 min read
What Was True
I've had one night stands that I'll never forget And also One night stands that I'll never remember I can only keep So many names and...
Clint Haugen
Feb 12, 20231 min read
Dialogue (Part 2)
“What is one thing you couldn’t live without?” … “Breathing!” “That’s not what I mean.” “Oh… Eating!” “I don’t mean things you actually...
Clint Haugen
Feb 5, 20231 min read
Dialogue (Part 1)
“What’re you searching for?” “Answers.” “To what?” “Everything.” “Well that’s a silly thing to search for.” “It is?” “You’ll never find...
Clint Haugen
Feb 5, 20231 min read
Learned Ignorance
Here’s one just for me Just to play A Piece Of The Pie These words Create My world These words Are really only heard By me A place to be...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Clown Mask
My greatest trick Is seeming more intelligent Then I actually am I am the great trickster ‘But if you can trick them… Aren’t you smarter...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
More Fiction Then Reality
His voice almost didn’t seem real I couldn’t tell If he was talking like that because he was at work or not But he sounded like a...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Dying Lyrics
At the edge of chaos The jester dances Expressing his reality Through movement He sings And it echoes through the order The sad songs Of...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Magic
Magic I’m not sure why Or what it even means But that’s where I am focused That is What I am trying to create It is What I am trying to...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
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