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30 Days
I’m going to miss this dumpy house. It has scars, like I do. It’s old, like how my body feels. It’s got a soul, and I probably have one...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20231 min read
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Embarrassed
I am embarrassed To have Ever Loved her To suffer That much For no reason at all Is such a silly And deep Wound That was ultimately...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20231 min read
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Paper Straws
"I'd rather see a million baby turtles get decapitated right in front of me, then use these damn paper straws!" The local news reporter...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20231 min read
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Your Turn
Stuck in an epoch Stuck staring at a blank screen Stuck in a loop Stuck in a maze Things don’t get better or worse. Things just change....
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20231 min read
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Let It Rain
She fell for me And I For her But I Never told her that I let her believe that I don’t really care I let her think That I don’t need her...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20231 min read
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Frozen
When I was 21 I shared a room With my childhood friend He worked at the Boys And Girls Club And I worked at Mcdonald's We had no money...
Clint Haugen
May 8, 20231 min read
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And Beyond
Into infinity With a tongue and little creativity Into the abyss To chat with the monsters They have much to teach me Into infinity – a...
Clint Haugen
May 8, 20231 min read
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The End Of Infinity
You and me Baby From now Until infinity You and me Baby We can make it We can do it This is our life together And every second We chose...
Clint Haugen
May 8, 20231 min read
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What We Can't See
The little things Life can bring The songs it can sing The wings That we can’t see All of the things That we cannot see So many things...
Clint Haugen
May 8, 20231 min read
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We Are One
Why are we so hungry to separate ourselves from nature and technology? Are we really that special? Are we really that unique? Are we not...
Clint Haugen
May 5, 20232 min read
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The Present
The future exist As long as I do And I am presently Made up of All of the moments Of the past I am in the middle of two points The future...
Clint Haugen
May 1, 20232 min read
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Cotton Candy Skies Eat Time Alive
Levels Devils Shovels Muzzles Puzzles Heard words Red ones Blue ones Read ones True ones Bad ones Lies Staying high Staying blind Life...
Clint Haugen
May 1, 20231 min read
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What's The Point of Having Cake If You Can't Eat It?
I don’t know how To Commit To one Person Monogamy I think that’s what they call it I don’t know If I can do it And it sounds Hard Way too...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20231 min read
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You're Welcome
It’s 9:30 am And there’s a couple at this coffee shop That can’t keep their hands off of each other They look like they are in their...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20231 min read
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Nothing Has Changed
There was a moment After sex When she was laying in my arms While my dog Licked her face She turned around And looked at me Right into my...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20231 min read
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They'll Eat Me
I thought that I had turned One of my characters Into a Sacrificial lamb. A ‘Canary In the coal mine’ To warn society About what We are...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20231 min read
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Monday Magic
My monday magic Where I make my intentions more than just a habit I point myself in a direction And try to apply the lessons That I’ve...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20231 min read
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Do You Read?
Dear God, Are you there? Are you Listening? Does writing poetry to you count as praying? Do you read? Or are you the ‘through-line’ to...
Clint Haugen
Apr 17, 20232 min read
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Better Then Happy
“You stare off into the distance and don’t talk for minutes. You look like you are calculating something, and suffering at the same time....
Clint Haugen
Apr 17, 20231 min read
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Our Creation
Every word Every thought It is Impactful Influential It is Magic Everything It is Our creation Our Direction Our lives Our energy Our...
Clint Haugen
Apr 13, 20231 min read
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