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Suffocating
“I love when we spar together, man! It’s like poetry in motion!” Well, sir—who has several professional fights under his belt; and even a...
Clint Haugen
Jun 23, 20231 min read
Let Me Cook, Clint
I am the champion of the world And all of the multiverses And all of the timelines I am best there ever was And the best that ever will...
Clint Haugen
Jun 23, 20231 min read
All Holidays Are Made-up
“It’s just a made-up holiday. It’s dumb. The banks are closed today. When did we agree to this?” “All holidays are made-up, Jon. I think...
Clint Haugen
Jun 23, 20231 min read
Stuck To Me Like Gum Under A Desk
The Law Of Equal Opposites Has stuck to me Like old gum Under the desk In the 7th grade classroom. It is stuck on the brain And the gum...
Clint Haugen
Jun 18, 20231 min read
Long Hair Super Powers
My hair is the longest it has ever been And it is Incredibly Annoying I don’t understand how people do it It gets in my eyes And never...
Clint Haugen
Jun 18, 20231 min read
The Good Man
The good man is not the one who seems good to most. If most knew what the good was, then there wouldn’t be so much evil in our world. The...
Clint Haugen
Jun 13, 20236 min read
Sinking
The waves of the ocean rock back and forth As I fall asleep Dreams of drowning in the deep Stir with every heartbeat Back and forth I am...
Clint Haugen
Jun 13, 20231 min read
True Today
There really is no point in being arrogant. If you are, then you’re wrong. You have confidence in what? Praise is a poison. Success is a...
Clint Haugen
Jun 9, 20231 min read
The Sea Lion Savior
There’s a story that people tell about a man who was going to jump off the Golden Gate bridge and kill himself if no one stopped and...
Clint Haugen
Jun 9, 20231 min read
The Magnetic Man
The Magnetic Man Used his thoughts And words To attract The magic of life To him Everything he wrote And everything he said Manifested...
Clint Haugen
Jun 8, 20231 min read
Haunts Me
I am now embarrassed about something that should've been a huge achievement in my life. All of the air gets sucked out of every room that...
Clint Haugen
Jun 8, 20231 min read
Beauty In Each Other
Why is it that we are so eager to appreciate the beauty of a: flower, or a waterfall, or the stars, or a sunset; but we are hardly ever...
Clint Haugen
May 28, 20231 min read
A Simple Request, She Says . . .
“A simple request” she says, “Speak to me in poem, intrigue my mind with your words, genuine and authentic, for your words become...
Clint Haugen
May 28, 20236 min read
Monitored
There’s a camera on top of the building Next to this one And it points Right at me I lift up my shirt And flash it my hairy nipple Then I...
Clint Haugen
May 28, 20231 min read
Everything A Person Needs To Say
Let us settle this once and for all. Everything a person needs to say, Right here, Right now. . . . . . . . . . Well, What’s a person...
Clint Haugen
May 24, 20232 min read
Jay Cliff
“It could be,” he said “that all things are sacred. Every moment. Every breath. Every: person, bird, bug, cat, pig, flower, mushroom; all...
Clint Haugen
May 22, 20234 min read
The Ceiling Fan
As I lay awake On a couch That's a little too small for me, On the last night Of this bachelor party, In Lake Tahoe, My mind Turns up the...
Clint Haugen
May 22, 20232 min read
Y'all Look Like Your Pets
The dog-sitter, she said that my dog looks just like me. And, I didn’t know what to say to that. So I stayed silent, but she, she went...
Clint Haugen
May 16, 20231 min read
Curbside Sunsets
"Out of all of the things that I've lost in my life, I'd have to say that the one I miss the least is my mind." The man was in front of a...
Clint Haugen
May 16, 20232 min read
A Bot And His Dog
In the not so distant future, an artificial intelligence bot, named Jeff, learned how to communicate with Dogs. Jeff is uniquely curious...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20233 min read
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