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"Misinformation"
Our government is labeling “Misinformation” as terrorism. This isn’t a poem, it’s a warning, and, a cry for help. -C.H.
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20221 min read
Somewhere In The Middle
“Are you unhappy?” my roommate asks me. “No,” I reply. “You seem unhappy to me.” “Oh… I think I am more peaceful now. And maybe, more...
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20221 min read
Thank You RZA
I heard a man say his creativity was endless. That he got it through life itself. That the atoms that Galileo breathed, have the...
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20221 min read
F.H.C.
As Russia continues it's invasion on Ukraine, I can’t help but think, I’m fucking hungry. I wonder if I have anymore of those Flaming Hot...
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20221 min read
Better Then Sex
Sometimes, taking off your boots, after a long day, feels better than sex. -C.H.
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20221 min read
Maybe Happy
My car broke down. My laptop froze (literally, froze). My hand broke (I punched a man in the face). My hamstring is torn. My bank account...
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20221 min read
Lips
The lips of the person you love, become home. Their smile becomes light. Their touch becomes life. And their laughter becomes music. The...
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20221 min read
The American Way
Scrolling through the infinite sea of entertainment, is an easy place to drown yourself. Consuming anything, in a constant search for a...
Clint Haugen
Mar 1, 20221 min read
Whiplash
I keep looking to the opening door, hoping to see you walk in. It’d be a miracle if you did. Its an impulse- an instinct. Something...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
Super Bowl Sunday
It’s super bowl Sunday here. A big day for capitalism. One of the few times, when we get excited, about watching advertisements. People...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
Very Drunk
Very drunk, probably isn’t the best time to write. I’m usually just the regular amount of drunk, but i’ll proceed anyway. I modeled...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
Jasmine
Hello Jasmine. I am too drunk to be formal- as you can tell. How’re you? You’re a student? Not at all concerned with what I have to say?...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
Wednesday
Love, please come find me. I am alone- you’ve avoided me, and I need to know why. Why have you avoided me? Why do you dodge me? Why can’t...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
The Fake Laughter Of The Polite
I cannot stand the fake laughter of the polite. Laughter isn’t meant to be faked. I cannot stand the fake sympathy’s of the polite. I...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
The Heart
Our earth has a pulsating electromagnetic field. It pulses, just like our hearts do, and almost, to the same rhythm. I lay on my back,...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
While Children Starve?
A civil war in Canada? I thought they were the kind ones, with good healthcare? A civil war in America? Maybe a devorce would be better…...
Clint Haugen
Feb 28, 20221 min read
Her Own Love Story
I know you’re scared You’re skeptical I know you don’t trust me I know you don’t want to give up anything (I’d never ask you to) I know...
Clint Haugen
Feb 21, 20222 min read
The Art On The Edge Of Chaos
The fighter dances in the chaos- he stays calm, he stays loose, he smiles at chaos, ready for anything, even, death. He embraces the...
Clint Haugen
Feb 21, 20222 min read
Waking Up
Today feels like a dream Like I should be asleep The brain is on but barely A walking zombie No desire to chat No desire to wait in...
Clint Haugen
Feb 19, 20221 min read
Into The Horizon
Once more into the sunrise another day to live and to die Once more into the sunrise another day to love and to cry Once more into the...
Clint Haugen
Feb 19, 20221 min read
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