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What The World Needs
“The world needs a symbol of hope,” the man with the big nose and circular glasses said to me. “This world has enough damn symbolism....
Clint Haugen
Jan 172 min read
Break
If I didn’t sedate myself To feel numb I think my heart would break a thousand times in a day If I wasn’t so afraid I’d let...
Clint Haugen
Jan 171 min read
Game Killer
After my fifth beer, and my second whiskey, I tried to call her. Straight to voicemail. Goddammit. I ordered another whiskey. “What’s...
Clint Haugen
Jan 172 min read
A Little Push
A little push And the ivory tower fell The tower full of power Saw its final hour A little wind And the country broke from within...
Clint Haugen
Jan 151 min read
Lassoing The Moon
I can’t lasso the moon for you, babe. I am no gentleman. I am a degenerate, remember? I’m old school, like a cowboy. I can’t...
Clint Haugen
Jan 122 min read
Yellow
Yellow She called me yellow Afraid A coward A lazy bum A washed up loser A stoner A loner A yellow boy Never a man Just...
Clint Haugen
Jan 81 min read
The Inner Child Runs Wild
I see now The inner child still runs wild My imagination let’s him play And with the right song playing It’s like he is back ...
Clint Haugen
Dec 27, 20241 min read
Helping Her Heart Beat
She’s a mess in a short black dress Strutting through downtown Tennessee A mean city girl trying to be country A short little...
Clint Haugen
Dec 27, 20242 min read
The Only Thing To Do
Some people will condemn you fully Without ever meeting you They’ll assume everything and leave no crumbs behind They’ll...
Clint Haugen
Dec 16, 20242 min read
Fake Cowboy
I’d be a fake cowboy if I lived in the west 200 years ago I like the idea of it, though I like the image But when it comes down to...
Clint Haugen
Dec 9, 20242 min read
The Forever Changing Man
Has it been a year already? Who's to say? Not me I can’t tell time anymore I really can’t So don’t ask me if it’s been a year...
Clint Haugen
Dec 9, 20242 min read
18
Only 18 books were sold in the first month of it’s release And I try not to think about it I try not to feel too guilty about it I...
Clint Haugen
Dec 9, 20241 min read
The King Of Cringe
What a train-wreck What a disaster I don’t think that could’ve gone any worse Holy moly Yikes I’m not even kidding It was a...
Clint Haugen
Dec 4, 20242 min read
Piercing Through Heaven And Hell
I know this guy that would stand over my grave if I ever died and yell at me for being a quitter. And he probably wouldn’t stop...
Clint Haugen
Dec 3, 20242 min read
Toilet Paper
There were these two witches Selling energy potions At the local market downtown One of these little witches had bright red hair...
Clint Haugen
Dec 3, 20243 min read
Degenerate
I fall for everyone I really do I steal everyone's style I really do do that I am getting better at wearing a mask I really am...
Clint Haugen
Dec 2, 20243 min read
Ember
I remember the smile that she had The lady with the long auburn hair And if I close my eyes And block everything out I can still...
Clint Haugen
Dec 2, 20242 min read
Not So Serious
You’ve got to be kidding me You’re a serious person?? You take things literally?? That’s insane, kid It really is Nothing is...
Clint Haugen
Dec 2, 20241 min read
Thankful
Thank you Yes, thank you for hating me I appreciate it Thank you for making it clear to me that I wasn’t your type And thank you...
Clint Haugen
Nov 27, 20242 min read
The Witch And The Magnet
She may be magic But I am a magnet I attract what I think about Negative or positive Conscious or unconscious Whatever...
Clint Haugen
Nov 22, 20242 min read
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