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Every Stick
Why not  Respect all living things     And assume      That everything you see around you       Is       Living ? What If Every animal...
Clint Haugen
Oct 51 min read
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Marky Mark Twain
Marky Mark Twain Started off as a horrible racist (just like the real Marky Mark did) Born in a slave state To a family who owned slaves...
Clint Haugen
Aug 141 min read
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Myth Of A Man
My boy, Achilles, once told this sexy ass slave lady, “The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be...
Clint Haugen
Aug 141 min read
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Not Enough
Dear Clint/Chester/Owen/Paul/Nick/Asland, Please        Remember, It is not enough to write a good story.          It is of the utmost...
Clint Haugen
Aug 141 min read
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In Any Weather
The poison I was sipping on Before I met you Was destined to kill me some day, Babe But because of you I’ve been saved These sad eyes...
Clint Haugen
Aug 141 min read
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Monday, July 14th, 2025
Monday, July 14th, 2025 Bend, Oregon United Hates Of America. The rebellion has begun. The great war is pending. They struck first, Over...
Clint Haugen
Jul 162 min read
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Quotes
There was this guy that only spoke in quotes to me. Neat guy, though. Â Â Â He said a lot without saying much. He told me that he had a...
Clint Haugen
Feb 101 min read
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When The Ground Gets Too Hot
If it all falls down And everything we ever worked for     Breaks right in front of my face What will we become when those dreams start...
Clint Haugen
Feb 91 min read
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Shifting Winds
This is it This is the moment     This is the tipping point The pressure has changed     The winds have shifted The seas split    And...
Clint Haugen
Feb 91 min read
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Naked Eyes
Her naked eyes Told no lies     As she lay in front of me Breathing heavy  Telling me she would never leave     Begging me to believe In...
Clint Haugen
Feb 91 min read
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The Gods
I stood in front of the Gods    Waiting to be sentenced But the Gods were feeling generous      And instead of being sent to hell They...
Clint Haugen
Feb 71 min read
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Holes In The Soul
Too many holes in the soul    Broken And alone    Limping around town A mustache frames his frown    He tried to fill the holes With...
Clint Haugen
Jan 251 min read
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Fake
Fake fighter . . . Fake writer . . . Fake fighter . . . Fake writer . . . Fake fighter . . . Fake writer . . . Fake fighter . . . Fake...
Clint Haugen
Jan 251 min read
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Where Is Superman?
Where is Superman? We have Lex Luther as our president,    But no Superman. Ain’t that screwy?     We have our symbols of greed, But...
Clint Haugen
Jan 252 min read
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Hey God,
Hey God,  What is happening to me?    What’s my note in this song? What’s my role in this play?    Are you still up there, watching?...
Clint Haugen
Jan 251 min read
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Somewhere Back In Time
Wayward Feet    Move him along From one spot    To the next Nothing ever changes for him    And Nothing ever stays the same    Just new...
Clint Haugen
Jan 252 min read
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Killing Imagination
If I go crazy Will I still be able to take a hold of the moment? Â Â Â Control it and grow it? If every thought plants a seed, Â Â Â Â Then why...
Clint Haugen
Jan 212 min read
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Collective ADHD
I watched          As the two year old boy             Started to slam his mom's cell phone against his head. He must've hit himself four...
Clint Haugen
Jan 211 min read
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Broke
My card got declined at 7/11 this morning    The lady laughed at me But I think it was a nervous laughter    My front door handle to my...
Clint Haugen
Jan 172 min read
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Before Its Too Late
Maybe she is real    Maybe she is waiting Maybe she is lonely     Maybe she’s been hurt Maybe she’s been strong     Maybe she is finding...
Clint Haugen
Jan 171 min read
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