I’d like to believe that
I am one of the few people alive
That’ll jog three miles home
From the strip club
Piss drunk
At two AM
In my jeans
And flannel
While my toes
Blister
I’d also like to believe that
I am one of the few people
That have had a stripper tell him
To stop trying to seduce her
While she gave him a lap dance
By just
Looking into her eyes
But
I have a feeling
That
Those words have probably been spoken
By stripper
To a young and eager fella
Thousands of time
And I am just desperate to appear as something like
Unique.
. . .
Oh well,
Ava gives one hell of a lap dance -
She almost makes the fifty dollars
Worth it.
Maya, unfortunately, doesn’t.
CH 9/27/23
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