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Redeemed And Cursed
It really is in other people That we are both tortured And loved They curse us And redeem us And they Are we You And me It is in these...
Clint Haugen
Feb 24, 20231 min read
Lucky
I don’t really get stressed out about very many things And the reason for that is Things just seem To workout for me I can’t remember if...
Clint Haugen
Feb 22, 20232 min read
Time Is Too Precious To Spend It With Pimps
Some people write beautifully with big words and I give you all of these turds for you romantic nerds I wonder, if I was ugly, would some...
Clint Haugen
Feb 22, 20231 min read
My Lost Dog Mind
“Don’t think. Feel.” The old line from Star Wars rattles in the skull as I try to meditate. I try to feel my breath I recognize my...
Clint Haugen
Feb 19, 20231 min read
Here's A Snack
All three of you readers sure have been visiting this site a lot lately. It puts pressure on me to create something new. Getting the...
Clint Haugen
Feb 18, 20232 min read
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars
I should be editing my book but it’s Monday morning and being creative sounds so much more fun than being surgical. Going through page...
Clint Haugen
Feb 15, 20232 min read
Deaf Or Blind?
It was 3AM and we had been drinking and smoking weed all day. I was munching on magic mushrooms again. It was our weekend in Portland,...
Clint Haugen
Feb 14, 20232 min read
You Must Be A Sucker To Be Here
If you had the ability to absorb the pain and suffering of others, would you use it? Keep in mind that it is your pain and suffering to...
Clint Haugen
Feb 13, 20232 min read
The Parting Of The Sea's
I walked out to the stage Sat down at the grand piano Fiddled with the sheets of music And then turned to the bright lights. The eyes...
Clint Haugen
Nov 22, 20222 min read
Silent Night
Silent Night Echoed through the house Of the music teacher Over and over again Being played By a 7 year old boy Who's father Had just...
Clint Haugen
Nov 7, 20221 min read
Playing With Monsters
This is a sinking ship Sailing on blue lips It’s a lost cause A pipe dream But it’s always been hard for me To give up easily I’ve been...
Clint Haugen
Oct 21, 20221 min read
My Date With Lady Democracy
I saw her across the bar Wearing a red dress That exposed most of her back She was alone Sipping on whiskey I chugged my bear And headed...
Clint Haugen
Oct 10, 20223 min read
An Almost Immortal Man
She came to him in his dream one night, slipped in through a crack in the window, and slithered up his nose. She approached him in his...
Clint Haugen
Oct 10, 20224 min read
The Soul Behind The Aesthetic
What is it about a beautiful woman…? She doesn’t seem real Like an angel or piece of art But I know She has a soul And a brain Behind...
Clint Haugen
Oct 5, 20221 min read
What Is Poetry?
Maybe anything can be poetry? Some say that… I’m not so sure Doesn’t feel quite right Notes alone Aren’t music Paint Without the brush...
Clint Haugen
Sep 22, 20221 min read
The Through-line
Outrageously Stupendously Stupid Perhaps a nap is needed Predictably dull And dated Not loved And hardly hated Not worth being debated No...
Clint Haugen
Sep 19, 20221 min read
Wisdom In The Puppet Show
For something like wisdom To be obtained One must step out of the box And almost go insane Reality must be shattered The mad hatter And...
Clint Haugen
Sep 15, 20222 min read
Our Greatest Invention
This way or that way, One cannot say. But at the cliff stands man, Where he is asked to jump out into what he doesn’t understand. From...
Clint Haugen
Aug 24, 20221 min read
A Shared Life
I know of no better pursuit in life than to share one. To let someone in, under your skin, into your bones, giving them a piece of...
Clint Haugen
Oct 51 min read
Live As If
A small little ghost Popped up out of my sock drawer And spoke. I got up out of bed to smoke, ignoring it, but the little...
Clint Haugen
Oct 51 min read
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