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Can't Mean Much
It’s just a story It’s just words It’s nothing crazy Just thoughts and ideas It’s only letters combined What’s it matter to you? What can...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
America In My Pocket
Thinking about thinking When everyone has all the answers on their phones Seconds away From finding out Whatever they want College...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
Just A Chance
Hey little lady, Take a chance on me I’m not that bad I have to be better then some Sure, not as good as others But still, I won’t lie or...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
The Moon Is Bleeding
With the sun in the sky We’d smile and laugh We’d walk on the sidewalks Holding hands Going nowhere Skin soaking up the sun We’d eat and...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
A Good Day To Be Above Ground
Today, I have the chance to create something and any day, with that potential, is another day worth being above ground for. Today, I have...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
The First Sex Tape In Hell
Be mine. What a played out line. Used way too many times. And only used here, because it rhymes. What’s it mean though? Words to another...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
Marcus Aurelius Vs Machiavelli
What it really comes down to Is Michavelii Vs Marcus Arielluas. Two philosophical opposites. These two, They pull us in different...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
The Mystical Will Seep Through
There’s too much to learn Too much to try to understand To try to be objective all the time There is too much unknown Even the ones who...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
Relief
I wonder if we’ll suffer the same fate as the Dinosaurs someday. I wonder if mother nature will kick our asses I wonder if it would...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
Fuck You Brain
‘The guy who writes shitty poems about Sex Booze Weed Mushrooms Traffic God Hell Masturbation is trying to give moral and ethical...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
An Old Wood Mill
It used to be an old wood mill Now it’s an outside shopping district Full of coffee shops Clothing stores Restaurants Breweries and...
Clint Haugen
Jun 25, 20221 min read
Zoom Out
Imagine if a whole country declared that they had the best system of government in the world. And imagine if those same people also...
Clint Haugen
Jun 22, 20221 min read
The Drive To Discover
Man, he first explored the lands– he left the comfort of his home, and ventured out to the unknown. Imagine, hiking mountains, trekking...
Clint Haugen
Jun 18, 20222 min read
History Is An Optical Illusion
These heroes we have, don’t look too closely at them– if you do, you’ll see villains. History, it paints a romantic picture, but stare at...
Clint Haugen
Jun 18, 20221 min read
5 Seconds
Sometimes when I am on the highway going 10-20 miles over the speed limit I’ll put on the saddest song I’ve been into lately and crank...
Clint Haugen
Jun 14, 20221 min read
What Owning A Dog Has Taught Me
I had no idea that adopting a dog would teach me so much about life. Stanley is my five year old pitbull that I adopted from the humane...
Clint Haugen
Jun 13, 20227 min read
Collective Contributions To Our Reality
They say about 85% of the world has faith, and about 7% are atheist. That 8% is probably undecided–caught in the middle. This really...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12, 20223 min read
Poems From Prison
I watched this documentary About this couple that robbed an armored truck Something like 3.9 million This man The brains of the crime He...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12, 20221 min read
Some Day
When a young boy See’s his dad For the first time in 10 hours And he screams that word ‘DAD!!’ And he runs with his arms out Right at his...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12, 20221 min read
Moral Line
Is the man who would sacrifice his loved ones, in order to save the world, a hero? And, is the man who would sacrifice the world to save...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12, 20221 min read
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