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Once More
Into the fight With my fear With my struggles With my doubt With my training With my soul Into it Knowing I might never make it out Still...
Clint Haugen
Aug 7, 20221 min read
Sucks
Unfortunately I think this life This existence Consciousness It could all be A delusion And I am just an animal With an over-inflated...
Clint Haugen
Aug 5, 20221 min read
The Handwritten Reminder
I used to have a handwritten reminder Taped on my mirror In my bedroom That had Every Single Shitty Name I could remember being called It...
Clint Haugen
Aug 5, 20221 min read
Her Happiness
I would give Just about anything To talk to her again But I won’t She seems happy And if she is I’d have to be a special kind of ass-hole...
Clint Haugen
Aug 4, 20221 min read
College
What I really need to do Is go back to school And learn a thing or two But then I think about how much sitting I’d have to do… And...
Clint Haugen
Aug 4, 20221 min read
The Cheek Clapper
We went on one date Two years ago I kissed her at the end of the night A real kiss One that I knew She’d never forget Three days after...
Clint Haugen
Aug 4, 20221 min read
Quicksand
Strangers assume so much about you And so do your friends And your family We all fill in the gaps To make our stories That we tell...
Clint Haugen
Aug 4, 20221 min read
Repeating Patterns
A baby repeats the same patterns Over and over again Eat, shit, sleep. But us adults, We really didn't change much, Did we? Throw in, A...
Clint Haugen
Aug 4, 20221 min read
Praying For Dreams
Every night Before I crawl into bed I Get on my hands and knees And bow my head And pray to a god That may Or may not Be real I ask my...
Clint Haugen
Aug 3, 20221 min read
A Trick Of The Mind
I had a good line. I had a good rhyme. But much like time, It passed me by; And I hardly noticed it. A trick of the mind. Tick. Tick....
Clint Haugen
Aug 3, 20221 min read
Thunderstorms In The Chest
It’s so lonely sometimes To exist It is thunder in the chest To be surrounded by billions But feel So Lonely Where is this love story...
Clint Haugen
Aug 3, 20221 min read
Once More And Forever
Into the fight With my fear With my struggles With my doubt With my training With my soul Into it Knowing I might never make it out Still...
Clint Haugen
Aug 3, 20221 min read
Flirting With Mother Nature
These poems about nature And astrology Keep finishing With me sexualizing them I don’t fully understand why… Maybe I should read less...
Clint Haugen
Aug 1, 20221 min read
A Different Type Of Suffering
10,000 hours of work Now its time For it to pay off But if life was fair There wouldn’t be suffering It has to be unfair In order for it...
Clint Haugen
Aug 1, 20221 min read
The Deceitful Feminine
Probably because of my mom And a million failed dates And 3 failed loves I distrust the feminine And that's including The feminine that...
Clint Haugen
Aug 1, 20221 min read
Hope Under Some Shade
I was on a jog In the middle of July Following a trail that runs along a river And as I was jogging through a park I saw an elderly...
Clint Haugen
Aug 1, 20221 min read
An Unexpected Perfect Day
Wake up Take the dog on a walk Listen to another lecture on meaning Try to appreciate the sun Go get breakfast and coffee The dog hangs...
Clint Haugen
Aug 1, 20221 min read
Quick Glances
There is two beautiful women Sitting right next to me On their laptops Attempting to do work I Keep my headphones in And try not to look...
Clint Haugen
Aug 1, 20221 min read
Sweaty
‘I will not cum until she does I will not cum until she does I will not cum until she does I will not cum until she does I will not cum...
Clint Haugen
Jul 29, 20221 min read
Empty Memories
I have a bunch Of empty memories Moments from the past That aren’t what they could’ve been You see, I used to think it took courage to...
Clint Haugen
Jul 29, 20221 min read
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