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Screaming In Silence
Stuck enjoying being alone, But knowing Some of the best parts about living Are in the connections we can form With each other. Writing...
Clint Haugen
Aug 24, 20221 min read
Still Spinning
When your time is up And the reaper comes to collect your soul You’ll leave behind Everything you’ve ever owned There will be your shoes...
Clint Haugen
Aug 24, 20221 min read
A Dog's Dream
My dog Stirs in his sleep sometimes And I know That he is dreaming But What the hell Do dogs dream about?? If animals dream Then do they...
Clint Haugen
Aug 21, 20221 min read
Gatsby
I hated 'The Great Gatsby' It’s truly An american tragedy And I read it When I was 16 I believed in love back then I believed in life And...
Clint Haugen
Aug 21, 20221 min read
Expensive Theater
Politics is just Expensive theater And it only costs us Our money Our time And our lives -C.H.
Clint Haugen
Aug 21, 20221 min read
It's Nonsense And It's Everything
Always once more That's where it always goes, Doesn’t it? Another Once more On the ocean floor Or on heavens door Once more Up in the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 21, 20221 min read
Cans As Currency
It’s hard for me to understand the fact That money here in America is worth so much more Compared to other currencies In other parts of...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20221 min read
Philosophy
Understanding that people aren’t perfect, but that we have an ideal for what we should be, and everyone we know falls short of that...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20224 min read
A Letter To My Shadow
Hello Mr shadow There's a few things I’d like to say to you So just sit back And listen sir No interruptions Or questions Until the end...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20223 min read
What Matters More
Sometimes It doesn’t matter how good the sex is What matters much more Is How you made your partner feel about it. -C.H.
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20221 min read
Confined Art
Cooking Making music Gardening Playing a sport Creating Art Being a parent Sex Love Dancing And so much more They all have their rules A...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20221 min read
Talking To Doubt
‘What if people paid to read a collection of my thoughts?’ ‘You?? Your thoughts? Why??’ ‘Well maybe some are insightful and charming?...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20221 min read
Shower Sex
I took her in the shower And she Took me on a ride That lasted for few years She’s gone now But that shower And the memories Are still...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20221 min read
Fighting Fate
God asked the man, ‘Why do you belong here?’ The man said, ‘I don’t. I have much more to do down there.' He nodded below his feet. ‘I...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20221 min read
Before Her
This love is a dream Fading Slowly And the feelings Fade with the memories of her Soon I’ll wake up In the real world And this fantasy...
Clint Haugen
Aug 19, 20221 min read
How To Approach A Woman
How to approach a woman Step 1. Find one. Step 2 Avoid eye contact. Step 3 Drink beer. Step 4 Use quick glances To see what she’s doing....
Clint Haugen
Aug 16, 20221 min read
A Mediation
Close your eyes And imagine And breath And believe In everything possible Focus on the good Focus on love Focus on life And Gratitude Be...
Clint Haugen
Aug 16, 20221 min read
Our Screwy World
‘This worlds a little screwy, innit?’ ‘Yes, but it has always been that way. It’s no more screwier now than it was 50, 100, or 200 years...
Clint Haugen
Aug 16, 20222 min read
The Lone Dandy
The lonely dandelion Creeping out of the cracks of the pavement She’s a single plant A piece of nature Defying man Who tries to control...
Clint Haugen
Aug 14, 20221 min read
Hope As A Vice?
I still look for her Everywhere I go My head stays on a swivel If there is even a small chance That I might see her But I haven’t In a...
Clint Haugen
Aug 14, 20221 min read
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