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Subjective Beauty
She used to be my muse, now, she is just another face in the crowd; and when I look at her, I think, ‘how?’ How did she used to make me...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20221 min read
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Blue Freckles
Blue freckles Green eyes Short red hair with a yellow bandanna holding her hair back She smiled at me and I saw her fangs. She was...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20221 min read
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The Land Of The Free
With freedom comes responsibility, how could it not? If we aren’t careful, money will control our government. Money will control our...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20222 min read
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Maybe Tolkien Was On To Something
The tree’s wave hi to me, as the wind rocks them back and forth. Just how alive are these trees? How far down does consciousness go? I’m...
Clint Haugen
May 11, 20221 min read
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Cursed
No matter how I distract myself No matter how many drinks I have No matter how many times I workout No matter how many faces I punch and...
Clint Haugen
May 11, 20221 min read
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Epictetus
I heard once that philosophy and poetry aren't prejudice. Epictetus was born a slave and he did alright, so why can’t a guy like me...
Clint Haugen
May 11, 20221 min read
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Kicking Down The Door
I have no place to judge the morals of others. I cannot honestly look man in the eye and judge him. I cannot preach to him about morals,...
Clint Haugen
May 11, 20221 min read
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The Path Of Least Resistance
We can rationalize our immoral behavior, or to use a religious term, sin, in any way we want to. Philosophy and religion give us the...
Clint Haugen
May 9, 20222 min read
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Until The Bitter In
Even in the middle of a horrible drought we’d keep our green lawns and our golf courses until the bitter end. We cherish our simple...
Clint Haugen
May 4, 20221 min read
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The Tail Of Your Comet
Our emotions follow our thoughts, like the tail of a comet. First the thought, then, lagging slightly behind, the emotion. If you can pay...
Clint Haugen
May 4, 20221 min read
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Do You Feel Free?
Look a little closer and you’ll see it. This world, it’s so full of corruption- so full of deception. These politicians, they know...
Clint Haugen
May 3, 20222 min read
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Teeth
This laptop has teeth Every time I go to type it tries to bite me! I give it a little smack and it growls and bares its fangs at me....
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
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Empty Glasses And A Setting Sun
The head throbs The fingers move on their own The eyes hang low The drinks get drank The people fidget and move their mouths The sun...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
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Creating Magic
I asked out a glowing soul. She said no. Makes sense, why should I be the guy who gets to see her smile every day? I’m just a drunk,...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
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He's Not Dead Yet
Here he lays A man A friend A brother and a lover Here he lays He’s not dead yet He’s just laying down A man who doesn’t have much to...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
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They'll Call It 'Modern'
One foot in and one foot out That’s how I’ve done things One foot in and one foot out Halfway in Half the effort Half of a man Try...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20222 min read
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Chilling On A Light Particle
These words travel through time. Read them 50 years from now and they’ll be the same. Oh, and also, I wrote them while sitting on a light...
Clint Haugen
Apr 26, 20221 min read
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Again
He takes his sins and with them and his pen he writes them down for us to read His confessions Again and again and again Peel back the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 26, 20222 min read
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Sea Of Leeches
Downward Into the abyss Into the pit Into the crowd of leeches Bloodsucking Naive leeches Downward Into it The sea of cowards The ocean...
Clint Haugen
Apr 26, 20221 min read
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Shake And Drink Slowly
Little moments of courage Sad eyes To die To live Sex The fight The maze Our great escape Meaning Love Consciousness What it means to be...
Clint Haugen
Apr 22, 20221 min read
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