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The News
There is nothing to gain And so much to lose By watching the news Lies disguised as truth A political game That’s gone too far A game of...
Clint Haugen
May 25, 20221 min read
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This Play
It feels like a script And we are the jesters Blindly saying our lines Standing where we are told to stand Moving how we are told to move...
Clint Haugen
May 25, 20221 min read
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Uniquely Human
Prove to me you’re not programmed Prove to me you’re real What’s it feel like to be alive to you? Can you depart from your routine, And...
Clint Haugen
May 25, 20221 min read
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Water The Soul
From dirt we grew And back into dirt we’ll go Breath through our nostrils for a forever fleeting moment And then Dirt again It makes me...
Clint Haugen
May 25, 20221 min read
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Mythology Rhymes, History Repeats, And Clinturcas Rhymes With Icarus (not really)
When you’re boxing another man And you drop your hands down to your knees And stick out your jaw And beg them to try to hit you And when...
Clint Haugen
May 19, 20221 min read
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Both
I had one friend check on me after reading a story I wrote. That was fair , it was a story about suicide. I had a former lover praise me...
Clint Haugen
May 18, 20221 min read
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Research
I found her laying in my bed with just my t-shirt on and my laptop open; her face inches away from the screen. Her eyes were darting back...
Clint Haugen
May 18, 20221 min read
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The Hippies Grew Up, And Now They Shit On The Sidewalks
These days pass by as we pass the time getting drunk and high. We don’t tell lies, but maybe, this life is a lie. Sobriety seems like a...
Clint Haugen
May 18, 20221 min read
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Barely More
Somewhere Someone Sits on a beach Soaking up the sun Feeling the sand on their skin Drinking a drink Enjoying life While you navigate...
Clint Haugen
May 18, 20221 min read
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Burnt By Cold Fire
Burnt by cold fire from a witch who steals hearts She sinks her nails in and claws out the beating love Her fangs reflect the pale moon,...
Clint Haugen
May 18, 20221 min read
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A Beautiful View
She’s wearing a low cut half t-shirt, and it’s obvious she isn’t wearing a bra. I can see her nipples through her half-shirt, and it’s a...
Clint Haugen
May 16, 20221 min read
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Hyena's
Much like how women can be so cruel to other women that threaten them, writers are similar. We are cannibals, who devour each other,...
Clint Haugen
May 16, 20221 min read
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Our Wrinkles Are Earned
The problem with elevating self worth in America, is that it elevates self worth. It’s an easy path to narcissism. We call ourselves, and...
Clint Haugen
May 16, 20221 min read
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Whispering Back
The heart and the soul wants to be a fighter, but the body says no. The broken bones, the torn shoulders, the ruptured muscles, the...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20221 min read
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Subjective Beauty
She used to be my muse, now, she is just another face in the crowd; and when I look at her, I think, ‘how?’ How did she used to make me...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20221 min read
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Blue Freckles
Blue freckles Green eyes Short red hair with a yellow bandanna holding her hair back She smiled at me and I saw her fangs. She was...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20221 min read
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The Land Of The Free
With freedom comes responsibility, how could it not? If we aren’t careful, money will control our government. Money will control our...
Clint Haugen
May 14, 20222 min read
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Maybe Tolkien Was On To Something
The tree’s wave hi to me, as the wind rocks them back and forth. Just how alive are these trees? How far down does consciousness go? I’m...
Clint Haugen
May 11, 20221 min read
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Cursed
No matter how I distract myself No matter how many drinks I have No matter how many times I workout No matter how many faces I punch and...
Clint Haugen
May 11, 20221 min read
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Epictetus
I heard once that philosophy and poetry aren't prejudice. Epictetus was born a slave and he did alright, so why can’t a guy like me...
Clint Haugen
May 11, 20221 min read
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