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Mercury is out of Gatorade And the sun floats in the sky The moon stays crazy And the stars are still little diamonds in the infinite...
Clint Haugen
Sep 12, 20221 min read
We Can't See In This Sea
From birth We’ve been cursed Chained And blindfolded From the start Thrown into the sea And expected to swim Dodging everyones sins...
Clint Haugen
Sep 9, 20221 min read
The Fleeting And The Fragile
I wish you were here, Laying on my arm, As it starts to go numb, With your hair in my face– Suffocating in your smell, And your pointy...
Clint Haugen
Sep 9, 20221 min read
A Slight Influence On The World
It’s all been too much It’s all been too little It’s all been a dream It’s all in the mind It’s throughout all of space and time It is...
Clint Haugen
Sep 9, 20221 min read
Catching Air With A Butterfly Net
I cannot explain to you What it is To exist Like many elements of life It’s meant to be felt Not described Trying to describe it Is like...
Clint Haugen
Sep 9, 20221 min read
Love Letters
Fuck a text message I’ll just keep writing love letters to you And rolling them up And putting them in my empty beer bottles. Then I’ll...
Clint Haugen
Sep 9, 20221 min read
The Death Of Poe
Poe Died today We will never see his Raven again We will never hear the tapping He’s gone to meet his Anne-bell Lee His tale-tell heart...
Clint Haugen
Sep 9, 20221 min read
Alien Abduction Stories Are Not That Crazy
Steam was coming off of the pond, as I pushed the boat out into the water, and hopped in with my coffee and my pole. I paddled the boat...
Clint Haugen
Sep 6, 20222 min read
Heaven Is Other People
Sartre said Hell is other people I’d like to propose the Law Of Opposites here And say That if Hell is other people Then so is Heaven...
Clint Haugen
Aug 31, 20221 min read
An Anchored Heart
The heart Has an anchor attached to it today It sinks And sinks And sinks Down into an infinite sea Down into the blackness Where the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 29, 20221 min read
You Are Art
Art aspires to be life. A sunset will always be better in person, rather than in a painting or picture. Feeling love will always be so...
Clint Haugen
Aug 28, 20221 min read
The Balancing Act
Sometimes, the beauty of this world makes me want to cry; but also, sometimes, the loneliness of existence makes me want to die. Life...
Clint Haugen
Aug 28, 20221 min read
The Last Game
It was the last football game that I ever played in. We had a chance to make the playoffs for the first time in a decade. It was raining...
Clint Haugen
Aug 27, 20221 min read
Drowning
One of those days When it stings And things change In an instant The trajectory I was on Has done a 180 And now I’m kicking my feet To...
Clint Haugen
Aug 26, 20221 min read
Fireworks
Taking pictures of fireworks, instead of experiencing them- and knowing a video or picture dulls in comparison to the real thing- is the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 26, 20221 min read
Lying About Love
She couldn’t put words To what love is to her. She said, ‘It’s like they say, you know it when you feel it.’ And I thought, ‘Can anyone...
Clint Haugen
Aug 26, 20221 min read
The Right Song
The right song at the right moment can change a life. But, it’s a double edged sword, because the right song at the wrong time can also...
Clint Haugen
Aug 26, 20221 min read
A Great Way To Avoid Living
One of the worst tricks of the mind, that we have played on ourselves, is the calculation of the average human lifespan; and, then making...
Clint Haugen
Aug 26, 20221 min read
The Search
A less common type of anxiety is, feeling like you're constantly searching for something, but having no idea what is you're looking for–...
Clint Haugen
Aug 24, 20221 min read
Forgiveness
I asked God if to forgive me, and God responded by asking me to forgive everyone else.
Clint Haugen
Aug 24, 20221 min read
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