They'll Bleed Us Dry

There’s this Putin guy

Who just met

With this other guy

From China

(Some big shot,

Who runs that country)

And they met

And signed

14

Documents together

We can assume

They are planning

On sinking

This ship

Which I actually think is needed

But is a bit of a bummer, personally

Because

This war

That we’ve provoked

It’s really going to hurt

The ol wallet

That is full of pictures, condoms and coffee cards

And not much else

It’s already hurting

But this squeeze

That Russia and China are about to put on us

Will make our wallets

Bleed

They’ll bleed us dry

And it’ll be funny

To see the people that care about money

Go a little crazy

These walls were always going to fall

It’s just not the revolution

I was hoping for.

-C.H.