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I have to do this It’s become My new thing Over and over again Until I’ve bled it dry All I have to do Is continue to try And try and try...
Clint Haugen
Apr 25, 20231 min read
Replayed
There’s another man With The 48 Laws Of Power In his hands. Honestly though, It might be the same man As last week, And only the day has...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20231 min read
Without A Mind
Here Right here I am here Right now Alive And On time But It seems to me That I left my mind Somewhere In the past Somewhere In another...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20231 min read
Sometimes
Sometimes Some days It’s hard to say Anything Hell, Some days It even feels hard To sit up Sometimes, I’ll sit up From scrolling through...
Clint Haugen
Apr 17, 20231 min read
My Girl Molly
The dude gave me some Molly at the bar And I am probably Too old To take random drugs from people But I took my finger And scooped out...
Clint Haugen
Apr 17, 20231 min read
Nostalgic Waves From The Future
He fell in love He wrote books He got money He lived He did He made it all happen With his words And with Luck He manifested a life And...
Clint Haugen
Apr 17, 20231 min read
Where The Game Is Played
The Western way Is to try as hard as you can Towards a goal Grind Unbearably hard And never Ever Quit And some day You’ll ‘succeed’. It’s...
Clint Haugen
Apr 9, 20231 min read
Summer Through A Window
It’s been A cold And long winter But As I sit here The sun comes out And I decide To move seats So the sun can Hit me in the face Through...
Clint Haugen
Apr 6, 20231 min read
Reminder
In case someone hasn’t told you recently I’d like to tell you That you are Beautiful You are Limitless Who sets your limits, if not you?...
Clint Haugen
Apr 6, 20231 min read
The Children Of Winners
It’s kind of funny Having no money In a world That is hyper focused On money But here I am A broke bitch With no real desire To play...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20231 min read
All Walls Fall
These walls Will fall And people Will be Crushed But All walls fall, Eventually You just got to hope That there aren't Too many good...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20231 min read
Oregon Roads
These long and lonely Oregon roads Feel like Home They cut through the thick forest And carve through the mountains To make a path For me...
Clint Haugen
Apr 1, 20231 min read
They'll Bleed Us Dry
There’s this Putin guy Who just met With this other guy From China (Some big shot, Who runs that country) And they met And signed 14...
Clint Haugen
Apr 1, 20231 min read
Plato Hated The Poets
Plato Raged Against the Poets He thought they were A bad influence He must’ve thought That only he And his ‘philosophy kings’ Should tell...
Clint Haugen
Apr 1, 20231 min read
Long Live TikTok
This week it’s guns Next week will be abortion The following week they have climate change On the agenda And after that It’s Russia and...
Clint Haugen
Mar 30, 20231 min read
I'd Watch Myself Fly
Just the beat Of The Seven Nation Army Reminds me That my energy is contagious And it is Colossal As well as Never ending It rises with...
Clint Haugen
Mar 26, 20231 min read
With Just A Laptop
Just a laptop That’s it That’s all you need To create Entire worlds And with them New myths With just a laptop Someone could nudge...
Clint Haugen
Mar 17, 20231 min read
Back To Work
As soon As I finally finished my first novel My agent tells me To get back to work. “Keep it going while you have momentum.” “I do have...
Clint Haugen
Mar 15, 20231 min read
Stuck In A Loop Of Nostalgia
“Anarchy is always better in theory than in reality.” “How do you know that?” “It’s obvious. Just look at history.” “But if recorded...
Clint Haugen
Mar 15, 20232 min read
Grateful For Hell? Really?
I’ve been worrying That our constant need to be entertained Has us Dehumanizing The creators of the content. Two ladies sit next me...
Clint Haugen
Mar 15, 20231 min read
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