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The Man Under The Bridge
In this town The nights are for the kids But the morning’s They are for The homeless They walk down the empty streets Picking up the...
Clint Haugen
Jul 23, 20231 min read
Dancing Shadows
Shadows Whisper Songs of the future, From somewhere further than the future. Somewhere. Elsewhere. These shadows Dance On the walls of my...
Clint Haugen
Jul 23, 20231 min read
It Wasn't Me
Mid piss I notice That the toilet is clogged. I shake my little pecker And try to flush it anyway. It floods up to the edge, And I panic,...
Clint Haugen
Jul 18, 20232 min read
Almost Abuse
The little boy has a horrible bowl-cut just like I used to have when I was his age; but, holy shit, seeing his up close is haunting. It...
Clint Haugen
Jul 17, 20231 min read
David
He was scared about how easy it would be for him to stay in his house with an infinite sea of entertainment, and forget about everyone...
Clint Haugen
Jul 17, 20231 min read
Every Second
“They are coming for every second of your time.” The comedian said this with a deep pain in his eyes. “Time is money, and they’ve found...
Clint Haugen
Jul 17, 20231 min read
Incredibly Common
I don’t want the same hair-cut as every other idiot in this town. I don’t want to wear the same clothes. I don’t want to talk the same;...
Clint Haugen
Jul 15, 20231 min read
We Never Ask
“Whenever someone dies, and no one talks about how, then it’s usually suicide.” “Yeah, usually.” “Like, when the family doesn’t talk...
Clint Haugen
Jul 15, 20231 min read
Prophecy
During my first year of life, an old lady came to the house to meet me. She brought a frozen lasagna for my mom, and lottery tickets for...
Clint Haugen
Jul 15, 20234 min read
The Lady In The Yellow Bikini
The confidence we have in the things we think we know is truly terrifying to me. . . . . . . . . . “Do you think you have dogma in your...
Clint Haugen
Jul 15, 20232 min read
Dying Batteries
There’s an hour of battery left on my laptop, so I had better get everything out quickly this morning. I never really know what is in me...
Clint Haugen
Jul 10, 20234 min read
Jealous Of A Two Year Old
I see a two year old kid And I can tell That the clothes he has on Are worth more Then my entire closet; And my clothes will still fit me...
Clint Haugen
Jul 8, 20231 min read
Blisters
There are blisters all over my left hand The old lady needed help landscaping and she said she’d pay pretty good So I showed up without...
Clint Haugen
Jul 8, 20231 min read
Freedom
This kid—who wants to be the king of the pirates—just wants to be the freest man in the world. That’s his motivation for wanting to be...
Clint Haugen
Jul 8, 20232 min read
In These Walls
It is my last night in this house And tonight Feels like A stoppage of time A moment to remember It’s the awakening Of the new moon And...
Clint Haugen
Jul 8, 20232 min read
Heavy Rain Drops
There’s love in the sunshine And peace in the snow. There’s life in the heat And destruction in the spark. There’s a maze in the art And...
Clint Haugen
Jul 2, 20231 min read
Soul Shoes
The shoes told me to go But I said no This is my home Again They told me To move To lace em up And head out My shoes Persisted “You...
Clint Haugen
Jul 2, 20231 min read
$100
This man pulled out $100, and gave it to me He said it was for the bachelor party I had just been to. “I meant to give this to you before...
Clint Haugen
Jun 23, 20231 min read
There's A Fruit Fly In My Coffee
I wonder what I could do if I believed I could . . . There’s a fruit fly in my coffee and I get taken back to my very first poem that I...
Clint Haugen
Jun 23, 20231 min read
Love Isn't Perfection
Love isn’t simple It isn’t easy It isn’t peace It won’t just find us And everything after that will be great No Love is dangerous Love is...
Clint Haugen
Jun 23, 20231 min read
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