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Dark Eyes And Little Deaths
I’m sorry, Love It seems like I am destined to be alone and broke forever It’s true It really is, Babe Have you ever been possessed...
Clint Haugen
Apr 162 min read
A Ghost Flame
This dream that I had Was all that I planned And now it’s buried Head in the sand Like a headless man He’ll do what he can The headless...
Clint Haugen
Apr 161 min read
Once
Please excuse me I am Lost in philosophy Stuck In science Confined By Mathematics Limited by language Strangled...
Clint Haugen
Apr 161 min read
Take It To Nirvana
Take it to nirvana The fire, Prometheus Take it all the way Run, Prometheus The arrows will rain down...
Clint Haugen
Apr 161 min read
Destination Annulment
It was the day of his wedding 300 people had flown to Hawaii for the sunset ceremony His 4 sisters confronted him after the rehearsal...
Clint Haugen
Apr 161 min read
Doc And Owen
Owen talks to Doc again two years after the events from The Canary
Clint Haugen
Apr 122 min read
Dust Beneath The Dragon
Rise and shine Get up and grind Work the body Tame the mind Race against time We only have one day to shine One week to live Then it all...
Clint Haugen
Apr 92 min read
Honest About Lying
I don't think I'll ever believe anyone that tries to convince me that they're a good person. Surely they're a horrible one, if they claim...
Clint Haugen
Apr 91 min read
Cannon Events
They say that there are five events that every boy goes through in order to become a man. Let’s see if there’s any truth to that. The...
Clint Haugen
Apr 91 min read
Not Angels Or Demons, Just Human Beings
I met an angel on Saturday, And a satanist cat-lady on Sunday. The angel was reading the bible next to me at a coffee shop. My hands...
Clint Haugen
Apr 96 min read
No Control
Monday, March 31st, 2025 He was trying to plan out his week When the hurricane hit First the winds came Than the rain Than the hail The...
Clint Haugen
Apr 22 min read
Arrogant Schmuck
He’s in hell right now Deep in hell And the crazy thing is The idiot volunteered to go down there As if it was no big deal As if he was...
Clint Haugen
Apr 21 min read
For The Degenerates
This one’s for the broken people With the stories you won’t ever hear To everyone that doubts themselves And the things they...
Clint Haugen
Apr 22 min read
A Harsh And Dreadful Thing
Sit down, Kid. Let me tell you something serious for a moment. I hate being serious, as you know, but I think we have to talk about this....
Clint Haugen
Mar 284 min read
He Had A Pen
Some guy with a pen once wrote, “The pen is mightier than the sword.” But, he had a pen. So, I reckon he was probably a little biased. ...
Clint Haugen
Mar 281 min read
They Don't
At least 5-7 times per day, I start to wonder if my phone is broken, Because No one is texting me back. I restart my phone, wait...
Clint Haugen
Mar 281 min read
Feet
Feet. Feet. Feet. All these thirsty dudes are obsessed with the feet of women. So weird. So strange. I don’t get the hype. Feet and the...
Clint Haugen
Mar 281 min read
Monster To Man (part 5)
One of them stepped forward To meet the alpha Eye to eye Monster to man The prey Rising To meet the predator The silly fool had no shot...
Clint Haugen
Mar 242 min read
Zapped
Just be And just listen Something is whispering to you Telling you where to go What to do How to be I’m not sure it’s the...
Clint Haugen
Mar 241 min read
Comedy
They think I have spies, Like I am some damn super villain. It’s rather funny to me. They weave a web of lies And whisper rumors of...
Clint Haugen
Mar 241 min read
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