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Until The Bitter In
Even in the middle of a horrible drought we’d keep our green lawns and our golf courses until the bitter end. We cherish our simple...
Clint Haugen
May 4, 20221 min read
The Tail Of Your Comet
Our emotions follow our thoughts, like the tail of a comet. First the thought, then, lagging slightly behind, the emotion. If you can pay...
Clint Haugen
May 4, 20221 min read
Do You Feel Free?
Look a little closer and you’ll see it. This world, it’s so full of corruption- so full of deception. These politicians, they know...
Clint Haugen
May 3, 20222 min read
Teeth
This laptop has teeth Every time I go to type it tries to bite me! I give it a little smack and it growls and bares its fangs at me....
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
Empty Glasses And A Setting Sun
The head throbs The fingers move on their own The eyes hang low The drinks get drank The people fidget and move their mouths The sun...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
Creating Magic
I asked out a glowing soul. She said no. Makes sense, why should I be the guy who gets to see her smile every day? I’m just a drunk,...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
He's Not Dead Yet
Here he lays A man A friend A brother and a lover Here he lays He’s not dead yet He’s just laying down A man who doesn’t have much to...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20221 min read
They'll Call It 'Modern'
One foot in and one foot out That’s how I’ve done things One foot in and one foot out Halfway in Half the effort Half of a man Try...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20222 min read
Chilling On A Light Particle
These words travel through time. Read them 50 years from now and they’ll be the same. Oh, and also, I wrote them while sitting on a light...
Clint Haugen
Apr 26, 20221 min read
Again
He takes his sins and with them and his pen he writes them down for us to read His confessions Again and again and again Peel back the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 26, 20222 min read
Sea Of Leeches
Downward Into the abyss Into the pit Into the crowd of leeches Bloodsucking Naive leeches Downward Into it The sea of cowards The ocean...
Clint Haugen
Apr 26, 20221 min read
Shake And Drink Slowly
Little moments of courage Sad eyes To die To live Sex The fight The maze Our great escape Meaning Love Consciousness What it means to be...
Clint Haugen
Apr 22, 20221 min read
Cleopatra Can Kick Rocks
The sun and the stars pale in comparison to you, babe. And the pyramids aren’t our most astonishing creation, you are. You ever seen a...
Clint Haugen
Apr 22, 20221 min read
The Soul That Calls To Me
I hope I see you today, soul that calls to me. I hope you smile my way. It’ll make my week, if I can just see your face. I won’t need to...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20221 min read
Another Superhero Movie
Another superhero movie is playing in theaters this weekend. The same tale as always, ‘good’ against ‘evil’. A calling to responsibility....
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20221 min read
Sick
I spent 12 hours on top of a toilet; 12 miserable hours. Food poisoning or the stomach flu, I’m not sure. Everything that was inside of...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20221 min read
The Road
It was 6:30 in the morning and I was running late for work again. I had a quick shower and threw on clothes. Outside the window, I saw...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20223 min read
Love Drunk
The music was too loud to hear anything and the club had too many people, most of them absolutely shitfaced. You could feel the bass in...
Clint Haugen
Apr 18, 20222 min read
Flattened, Like A Pancake
He wandered out into the street and laid down in the middle of it. It was about midnight and the man was drunk again. This night was...
Clint Haugen
Apr 18, 20222 min read
Like The Addicts We Are
There is nothing on my phone that’ll bring me joy Nothing that’ll make me feel fulfilled Nothing that’ll fill the void Nothing but the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 16, 20221 min read
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