The Only Fight
You are in a fight, Regardless if you want to be in one or not. A fight for your life But, its life that you must fight against. LIfe...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Dom and The Sub
She wanted a Dom She said I thought that sounded fun So I pretended to be one To fill the role It was interesting Something new and...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Koda
A dog got diagnosed with cancer today. I love this dog. She always has the biggest smile on her face when she sees me. I will miss this...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Frost Bite
She was an icy cunt. The coldest young lady I had ever met. Too cold for her age. Her blue eyes, white hair, and pale skin was winter and...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Comet
At first you thought she was a shooting star, But then you realized shooting stars are way too common. She’s a comet. Experienced for a...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
A Good Friend
This is a quick poem I’m supposed to be meeting a lady for drinks in a few minutes She is just a friend But she has a fat ass Like a...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Reasons to Live and Reasons to Die
I’ve had food so good, that I’ve thought that I would like to stay alive, just to try food that good again. I’ve listened to music so...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Eyes
She looked at him with those eyes. She had piercing eyes. Eyes that could cut you in half. Eyes that could melt you down to a puddle....
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Dear Lover
You will never know what you meant to me. I’ll never show you. You’ll never see me again, I promise you. And if you do, I’ll pretend like...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Weed
Weed So much weed Right in front of me Harvesting and Trimming it Smoking Drinking wine And beer At home On a Thursday night Three...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
A Pale Blue Poisonous Dot
It was a spinning rock floating in the vast infiniteness of space It was our rock A rock covered with water and trees And covered with...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Poison We Choose
She is the poison that I choose to drink. It’s a poison that slowly kills me. I love it. I look forward to it. I hate her and love her. I...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
$14.95
I took an IQ test once. It was the most stressful 18 minutes of my life. It was all math And Thinking, But not my type of thinking. It...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Falling Of The Trees
Leaves crunched under his feet. They were dead. It was fall around there, And he was stepping on death. They had once been alive....
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
The Lighthouse
The distractions were distracting. Quite distracting. There were so many. Pulling in so many ways, every way except for the way I wanted...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Muzzled
We were masked for two years I stopped seeing masks And started seeing muzzles They wanted to shut us up In the land of the free We were...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Just A Woman
She was just a woman I kept telling myself this Over and over Repeating it in my mind She was just a woman She wasn’t that great She...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Fighter Who Didn't Fight
I knew I wasn’t a writer I was a fighter I still am Just Injured Torn hamstring A bad tear It had been 12 weeks I had gotten Covid 4 days...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Pinball Machine Between My Ears
I sit down to type My 75 pound pitbull Stanley Immediately plops his head down onto my lap Pinning my right arm down Stuck between his...
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Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Prettier Women and an Average life
It was a normal life Writing about the extraordinary would’ve been a lie I didn’t know that part of existence It didn’t seem real Like a...
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