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Untitled Fantasy Novel (Chapter 1)
Chapter 1 Shadows danced on the dungeon walls, as the man glanced up at them from where he had been sleeping moments before. He watched...
Clint Haugen
Apr 8, 20246 min read
What Does It Feel Like To You?
Today the sky is blue And the sun shines But tomorrow They call for snow And that’s just how life goes, doesn’t it? One day in the sun...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20241 min read
For The Spirit
I stopped moving my body And my belly has grown over my belt And my muscles disappeared Now I am short and hairy—with a dad bod I eat...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20241 min read
A Ghost For A Grandma
An old lady In her 90’s Lays in the hospital After having a violent fall Which resulted in her breaking her hip And it seems like She...
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Mar 21, 20242 min read
Mental Note
It was a very impromptu first date We talked about our lives for a while She told me that she's never been passionate about anything I...
Clint Haugen
Feb 16, 20242 min read
Slowly Flirting Towards Nirvana
She’s adorable And smart And her tits Are huge If I am being honest I want to take off her top Walk up behind her Smell her hair And run...
Clint Haugen
Feb 14, 20242 min read
Miner's Of The Future
I heard the chemist say That the universe is too small to contain the future And I thought that maybe that is why It is always expanding...
Clint Haugen
Dec 28, 20231 min read
What They Should Say
It’s nice to know that No one reads this shit It gives me Complete freedom To say whatever the fuck I want to Without an agent Or a...
Clint Haugen
Dec 28, 20231 min read
What We Have
I have one friend Who is jealous of my single life With all my dates and stories But he Has a good job And a good wife And a good home...
Clint Haugen
Dec 10, 20231 min read
TG
She told me that she had been sober for 6 months before Thanksgiving with her family. Apparently she got blackout drunk....
Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20232 min read
Boredom
Boredom, That could be The thing to beat. What we do Just because We are bored Is Almost Everything. Most of us Are terrified of it. So:...
Clint Haugen
Jun 18, 20231 min read
My Timeline
This timeline Of mine Breathes Into the mind, And exhales Out into reality. And it can go So many ways; Too many ways; All of the Ways...
Clint Haugen
Jun 8, 20231 min read
Bad Mask
I am a fake A very normal And meaningless person Acting Like He is Someone special Someone brilliant But really I am just barely Putting...
Clint Haugen
Jun 8, 20231 min read
Where There Is Smoke
It all burns Slowly We have set it on fire ourselves And we will burn too It’ll catch up to us Ashes Will fill the lungs Of the ones left...
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May 8, 20231 min read
The Way She ____
Because of how many poems I’ve written about you I now know That I fell for you And sure Maybe it is just Your body And the way You...
Clint Haugen
May 5, 20231 min read
Never, Or Forever?
“Would you rather live never, or forever?” “What kind of shit is that to ask?? You think about this stuff way too much, man. It cannot be...
Clint Haugen
May 1, 20232 min read
Snapping
My niece turned one My father needed a storage unit full of shit cleared out The mother and aunt ask about the book My sister argues with...
Clint Haugen
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Try
I have to do this It’s become My new thing Over and over again Until I’ve bled it dry All I have to do Is continue to try And try and try...
Clint Haugen
Apr 25, 20231 min read
Replayed
There’s another man With The 48 Laws Of Power In his hands. Honestly though, It might be the same man As last week, And only the day has...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20231 min read
Without A Mind
Here Right here I am here Right now Alive And On time But It seems to me That I left my mind Somewhere In the past Somewhere In another...
Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20231 min read
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