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One In A Lot
There will be a million books published this year A million . . . That seems like too many, doesn’t it? One in a million . . . Who can be...

Clint Haugen
May 27, 20241 min read
What're We Even Doing?
One of three retired Americans report being depressed. And, Half of our first marriages end in divorce; while our second and third...

Clint Haugen
May 22, 20241 min read
Speak
Randomness And freedom Time And the mind The shadow side And Einstein Changing your life Free will Standing still An expanding universe A...

Clint Haugen
May 19, 20242 min read
Poetry In Motion
He had no fear in his eyes As they fought Or any anger He was calm Too calm And he wasn't breathing heavy yet No In fact The longer they...

Clint Haugen
May 19, 20241 min read
The Little Ant (Part 2)
Don’t worry, my friend, this is only the start of the story . . . Time?? None of us have it. Time isn’t internal. Nor is it external. Let...

Clint Haugen
May 19, 20246 min read
The Little Ant (Part 1)
Have you ever heard the story of the little ant who took over the world? . . . No? Well, sit down, sit down. I’ll tell you about it . ....

Clint Haugen
May 12, 202410 min read
Aura
The aura of the man Was growing It had been brewing Dimly glowing Holding onto the thread of a dream Bottled in the deep It raged like...

Clint Haugen
May 7, 20241 min read
Meet The Writer
They are supposed to meet the writer But I’d rather have them meet a typewriter We basically do the same thing It’s the same songs that...

Clint Haugen
May 7, 20241 min read
All In The Head
Isn't it strange that everyone you've ever known has a different idea of who you are then you do? . . . Some of them might think you’re a...

Clint Haugen
May 3, 20241 min read
Let's See
I’m not too familiar with the sonnet And I usually say, “Bless you,” when I hear the word haiku I didn’t go to college And I am not a...

Clint Haugen
May 3, 20242 min read
I Did This To Myself
Beauty Escapes me All my eyes can see Is suffering Instead of beauty It all feels ugly And inside of this head Mold starts to grow From...

Clint Haugen
May 3, 20242 min read
Can I Have It All?
I should be searching for a new job But everytime that I sit down to do it I end up writing instead Or I end up Shadowing boxing alone...

Clint Haugen
May 3, 20241 min read
An Untapped Well
“How do you write?” she asked me. “What do you mean?” I asked her back. “I try to write, but I can’t think of anything when I sit down to...

Clint Haugen
May 3, 20241 min read
Untitled Fantasy Novel (Chapter 6)
Chapter 6 Emerdy came from a powerful family in Oathville, a family that had a connection with the first King. She had lived her entire...

Clint Haugen
Apr 20, 20244 min read
What Kind Of God Do You Want?
What God do you see? Which one do you hear? Which God do you want to believe in? An omni-potent one? One that grants you complete free...

Clint Haugen
Apr 19, 20241 min read
You'll Be Fine
It's only a job You'll find a new one And It's only a relationship You'll find another one And It's only a home You'll find a new one And...

Clint Haugen
Apr 19, 20241 min read
Untitled Fantasy Novel (Chapter 5)
Chapter 5 Aslan slipped into a dream, something that he rarely had anymore. Shadow and he were fencing in the throne room of the palace....

Clint Haugen
Apr 15, 20245 min read
Untitled Fantasy Novel (Chapter 4)
Chapter 4 Five years before Aslan’s imprisonment, Aaron had started his political career in Oathville. In Oathville there was no...

Clint Haugen
Apr 13, 20246 min read
Untitled Fantasy Novel (Chapter 3)
Chapter 3 He continued to cough profusely, as he pounded the rock against the wall. The Shadow was sitting with his legs crossed,...

Clint Haugen
Apr 11, 20244 min read
Untitled Fantasy Book (Chapter 2)
Chapter 2 Aslan was from a place called Oathville, named after the Sacred Oaths that their first king, Orac Vanarc, took. His Oaths were:...

Clint Haugen
Apr 9, 20249 min read
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