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The Dungeon
I accidentally locked him in a dungeon And now He is pissed And now He is breaking out Now He feels freedom And now He is taking control...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20241 min read
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One More
Another bar With romantic lighting Making it impossible to read Candles flicker The only dull light near me It makes it harder for a man...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20241 min read
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Finally
I am finally free Finally free Free to wave to the tree, and free to wait for the tree to wave back to me Finally free to pursue my...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20241 min read
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Touch The Sky For Me
The crescent moon tells me a tale About a planet Full of living things That waged war with each other for thousands of years And they...
Clint Haugen
Mar 31, 20242 min read
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The Starwhale
Lately my mind Has been in the stars Traveling throughout all of space and time Trying to grasp just how far The stars are From this...
Clint Haugen
Mar 28, 20242 min read
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The Man
He swam across the sea Thinking that it would change him 1,000 miles of the cold water And he sliced through it Without looking back...
Clint Haugen
Mar 22, 20242 min read
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The Shadow On Your Floor
What haunts you Is hardly ever the devil knocking at your door No What really haunts you Is your shadow on the floor . . . The constant...
Clint Haugen
Mar 21, 20242 min read
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Learning Backwards
Please understand I learned how to fight Before I learned how to speak And I knew nothing but chaos Way before ever feeling peace I was...
Clint Haugen
Mar 21, 20241 min read
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Caught Up
You'll have to excuse me I got caught up Writing about women And I got caught up Romanticizing drinking and suffering And I got caught in...
Clint Haugen
Mar 20, 20241 min read
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It Was All A Dream
It was all a dream. . . You thought you were real? You thought you were a big deal? You only looked at yourself, while ignoring everyone...
Clint Haugen
Mar 14, 20242 min read
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You'd Never Know
She's a beautiful mess With a huge chest An agent of functional chaos A blonde bombshell With a few crotch goblins A job-searching gem...
Clint Haugen
Mar 14, 20243 min read
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Is This Really How You Want To Live?
There are 30 trillion fish on this planet And you think you’re important here? There are 20 quadrillion ants on earth And you only think...
Clint Haugen
Mar 9, 20241 min read
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It's Only Natural. . .
The observable universe has a rough radius of 46.5 billion light-years And it's expanding They estimate there are 100-200 billion...
Clint Haugen
Mar 8, 20242 min read
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I Don't Need You Where I Am Going
As I drift Further and further away From who I used to be I reach back To try to grab a piece of that man So I can take it with me On my...
Clint Haugen
Mar 6, 20242 min read
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The Lost Middle
The elderly tell you not to get old, because it’s painful And the kids tell you that they need to grow up as fast as they can, so they...
Clint Haugen
Mar 6, 20241 min read
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To Magic
Dear Magic, Are you real? Were you once? The stories make it seem so. If so, then where did you go? Are you not here? Did you disappear?...
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20241 min read
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Time Again And Again And Again
This time—. . . This time I—. . . This time I will. . . get it right, I bet. . . I’ll live so big that even after I am dead I won’t...
Clint Haugen
Mar 2, 20242 min read
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The Only Moment
I looked up to the night sky as I walked around my block, restless and with a racing mind. The stars started to dance for me to the music...
Clint Haugen
Feb 25, 20241 min read
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Let Me Go
Let me go To the natural flow Let me find my mind, somewhere Let me go I’ll be back before the day is done I just have to go touch the...
Clint Haugen
Feb 25, 20242 min read
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This Character
I know this character has family members that talk about him, saying things like, “He’s going nowhere fast. He’s got his head so far up...
Clint Haugen
Feb 23, 20242 min read
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