Scorpion's Sting Ya

Never trust a lady who has a visible scorpion tattoo.  

      I promise you, if she has a visible scorpion tattoo, she's trouble.

If you learn one thing from me during my decade of ranting, it’s this:

    Never, ever—no matter how desperate you are—trust a lady with a visible scorpion tattoo!! I’m dead serious here (not quite). I would never lie to you. (I definitely would.)

Also, never trust a lady who lives in her van. She doesn’t have any roots for you to grow with. She’s a fickle pickle. She’ll bolt at the first sign of humanity. Honestly, she will.

   Oh! And, never trust a poet! We’re all liars. Ha! ( I tried to warn you.)

-CH 6/1/25