Lebowski For President 2018

Some guy in line behind me

Kept scooting closer to me . . . 

Some weird

Ugly

Sandal wearing

Bald headed

Fuck

Kept creeping closer to me!

And I kept moving away from him!

This creepy fuck

Had a bicycle helmet under his armpit

Of course he did

Creepy guys like him are the reason why this city keeps shutting down streets to put in bicycle lanes

Stupid ass creepy mother fuckers like him

HOW CAN YOU BIKE IN SANDALS?? It doesn’t make any damn sense . . .

He has a ‘Lebowski For President 2018’ shirt on that’s two sizes too small for him

I hate it

He was practically breathing on my neck

Man was I pissed

I’d scoot away from him

And he’d creep closer

Then he faked a phone call

Stupid mother fucker

I felt so uncomfortable 

I wanted to punch him in his stupid face

I wanted to hit him

Then,

I figured 

That this must be a small fraction of how

So many women feel

Around men

All of the time . . .

Fuck,

That’s rough.

-CH 6/1/25