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Wolves (Part 4)
Wolves hunted them Hungry wolves Territorial wolves Relentless wolves They had been stalking them for three days now Stopping for one of...
Clint Haugen
Mar 212 min read
Buy Some Damn Jeans
“Sweatpants and a hoodie again?” she asked, raising an eyebrow. “I’ve given up on romance and embraced comfort,” he replied with a...
Clint Haugen
Mar 212 min read
Supposedly Philosophy
Is it better to believe in a lie, And live peacefully, Than to be constantly searching for the truth? Should we assume that...
Clint Haugen
Mar 211 min read
Unrequited
A few years ago, This nice little shepherd boy Fell for this ugly blonde witch, But his love Was never returned. Unrequited love, The...
Clint Haugen
Mar 212 min read
Bubbles (Part 3)
We have to move forward now . . . No, sorry, we can’t go back It’s too late for that He’s gone . . . Can’t you feel it ? He’s gone . . ....
Clint Haugen
Mar 192 min read
Everything We Believe In Is Dust (Part 2)
We shouldn’t have let him go Not like that He can’t just fade away . . . He deserved better, didn’t he? . . . I think he did He...
Clint Haugen
Mar 192 min read
Backwards
I’ve heard them say that, Biologically We Are Basically here to Eat And Smash, And it’s society that tells us no, Worry...
Clint Haugen
Mar 151 min read
There He Goes . . . (Part 1)
He’s dying! Aren’t you going to save him?? Jump in and drag him out! Hurry! He doesn’t have much longer! . . . Don’t just stand there and...
Clint Haugen
Mar 151 min read
Rosi
She was a rose Suspended in a beam of light A delicate Beautiful Anomaly She floated around Smiling Warming the hearts Of...
Clint Haugen
Mar 151 min read
Yapping To The Moon
It's 7 On a Friday night And I am about to crawl into bed And put on an old college lecture And play Pokemon Until I fall asleep At 32...
Clint Haugen
Mar 152 min read
The Mistake
Flames snapped at his heels. Shadow’s turned into demons. Screams from below echoed in his skull. Smoke stung his eyes. Sulfur and...
Clint Haugen
Mar 91 min read
It's Just Us Down Here
We grow up on fairy tales And Santa Clause And for a brief moment We believe in magic But as we grow As we get exposed to...
Clint Haugen
Mar 91 min read
A Little Promise
Keep the promises that you make to yourself. If anything, keep the promises that you make to yourself, Kid. . . . To whom it may...
Clint Haugen
Mar 22 min read
Retirement
Hey, Mister, I saw that you finally gave up. I’m proud of you for that. It’s not easy to give up on something you care about....
Clint Haugen
Mar 23 min read
Whatever She Believes He Is
How did we get here? Trouble in the air Tension brewing in our bellies A chalk outline on my bed An animal raging inside of your...
Clint Haugen
Feb 271 min read
Rising
The gears and cogs Woke up from their slumber After years of abuse Decades of being used Centuries without any freedom to choose ...
Clint Haugen
Feb 231 min read
Freddie
Freddie's dad was a pastor Who died at the age of 35 to illness When Freddie was just a wee little lad in Germany Then he...
Clint Haugen
Feb 233 min read
HBD
Hey Kid, I just wanted to pop in to wish you a happy birthday. But, we haven’t spoken in months . . . So, I don’t know if you’d want to...
Clint Haugen
Feb 201 min read
Gyarados
I think I’ll become the monster you think I am. I’ll do the things you think that I do. And I’ll let go of that pesky conscience, And be...
Clint Haugen
Feb 201 min read
She Fades Away Today
She fades away today On Valentines Day Today Of all days She pulls back And I don’t know why Sure I am guilty Of many things...
Clint Haugen
Feb 151 min read
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