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The Lighthouse
The distractions were distracting. Quite distracting. There were so many. Pulling in so many ways, every way except for the way I wanted...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Muzzled
We were masked for two years I stopped seeing masks And started seeing muzzles They wanted to shut us up In the land of the free We were...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Just A Woman
She was just a woman I kept telling myself this Over and over Repeating it in my mind She was just a woman She wasn’t that great She...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
The Fighter Who Didn't Fight
I knew I wasn’t a writer I was a fighter I still am Just Injured Torn hamstring A bad tear It had been 12 weeks I had gotten Covid 4 days...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Pinball Machine Between My Ears
I sit down to type My 75 pound pitbull Stanley Immediately plops his head down onto my lap Pinning my right arm down Stuck between his...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
Prettier Women and an Average life
It was a normal life Writing about the extraordinary would’ve been a lie I didn’t know that part of existence It didn’t seem real Like a...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Sid
She was the one after the ice queen Too soon I knew it My heart was still unthawing I told her From the start I was too hurt Too wounded...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Squeeze
Stress Anxiety Being poor Really poor The squeeze The fear The panic The restless nights With angry legs Tossing Turning Worrying Playing...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20213 min read
The Plan
3 dollar wine From grocery outlet Just to pass the time Cause why not? 3 dollar wine Beer And weed Nicotine THC And Caffeine Adderall...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
The Bell
I didn’t want to work. I didn’t want to wait in traffic. I didn’t want to pay taxes. I didn’t want to feel lonely. I didn’t want to miss...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20211 min read
Beer and The Brain
It usually takes two beers for me to write decently Okay Maybe 3. Its funny Alcohol kills brain cells But I swear that mine work better...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Maze
From the beginning your mind is stuck in the most elaborate maze ever made A maze designed by us Its up to you to get out Its up to you...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Dance Between Minds
This is truly for me, not for you who read these words This is my expression This is my mind You get to experience it but, it was not...
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20212 min read
The Fly
There’s a fly in my wine. Just a small one. A fruit fly. I contemplated drinking it anyway. It was eight dollar wine from Fred Meyers....
Clint Haugen
Nov 12, 20213 min read
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