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A Morning With The Shadow
I woke up at 5:30 in the morning feeling like I needed another 8 hours of sleep. I heard the coffee being made in the kitchen. I was...
Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20214 min read
The Note From A Dead Man
The soldier was laying there dead. A corner of a piece of paper peaked out of his right pocket. It would soon be ruined by his blood. The...
Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20213 min read
Hope For The Best But...
The fighter must be ready to die. The dog trainer must be ready for the bite. The lover must be ready for the pain. The artist must be...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20211 min read
Wrong About Everything
I used to believe in love I used to believe in a god above I used to believe in ol Saint Nick I used to believe having a big dick meant...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20211 min read
Monsters
Every night he imagined getting murdered by a serial killer. He wouldn’t sleep. The poor boy stayed up all night trying not to be...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20212 min read
The Frozen Darkness Of The Night
The night is cold and the wind makes the tree’s dance. Leaves fall from their branches, as the first snow of winter approaches. Darkness...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20211 min read
Opinions Are Assholes.
“Are you going to put me in your stories??” “Maybe, if you give me good material to work with.” “After reading you, I’ve realized that...
Clint Haugen
Dec 19, 20212 min read
Overdue Apologies
To my mom, I’m sorry I’m not the son that you wanted. To my friends, I’m sorry I don’t stay in touch. To the stranger at the grocery...
Clint Haugen
Dec 18, 20212 min read
An Ode To Poe
Truth is an illusion. No one really knows. They just assume and believe. If we don’t know the truth about reality, then what’s the point...
Clint Haugen
Dec 18, 20211 min read
Why I Try
What if I don’t make it? What then? What happens to my life? Will I stay broke? Will I have wasted my time? Will I fade away unnoticed?...
Clint Haugen
Dec 15, 20211 min read
The Week-long Cowboy
Sometimes I think It would be fun to be a cowboy. To ride around on a horse named Jefferson and wear tight pants and boots. I’d like to...
Clint Haugen
Dec 15, 20211 min read
A Fish Named Jeff
Jeff was awake again. Awake in a big crowded dark room, surrounded by his 200 million of his brothers. He looked around. All of his...
Clint Haugen
Dec 14, 20215 min read
Missing Pieces
There’s about 7.9 billion people alive on the planet right now, but my thoughts gravitate towards just one. Towards you. Maybe attraction...
Clint Haugen
Dec 14, 20211 min read
The Fight Inside My Head
There was a cage in the shape of an octagon floating right above the clouds. Inside that cage were two fighters, one who was beat up...
Clint Haugen
Dec 13, 20218 min read
Men Who Sit At The Bar
Only creepy old men, who hit on the young beautiful bartenders, sit at the bar. They are the regulars. They come in night after night....
Clint Haugen
Dec 12, 20212 min read
Depression
I think I finally know what clinical depression feels like. It isn’t numbness. It isn’t having a severe lack of motivation. It isn’t...
Clint Haugen
Dec 9, 20212 min read
December 11th
Your birthday is in a few days I’ll never forget it Mostly because It’s the same birthday as my moms And also the same birthday as my...
Clint Haugen
Dec 7, 20212 min read
The Missed Game Of Settlers Of Catan.
I work with people who have Osteoporosis. I’ve been working there for 3 years now. I see mostly women of all walks of life. There is one...
Clint Haugen
Dec 7, 20213 min read
Another Sunday
I woke up at 6am on a Sunday morning on a strange couch. Someone had been nice enough to put a blanket over me. It was the beginning of...
Clint Haugen
Dec 6, 20216 min read
"Need Money For Dog Food"
“Need money for dog food.” A homeless lady on a busy street corner Was holding up this sign. She had two dogs sitting down beside her. I...
Clint Haugen
Dec 5, 20213 min read
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