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15 Seconds To Find The Mind
I feel myself Getting sucked into All of these screens. The apps and the shows, They take a– –Oh shit! The ad is over! I have to go!...
Clint Haugen
Dec 30, 20221 min read
Some Days
Some days are just bong water trash While other days Are magic Trapped inside The human experience Some days are dull and repetitive...
Clint Haugen
Dec 28, 20222 min read
Everything In-between
The people in this world That think babies are cute, But elderly folks Are ugly, Are not the people I want At my birthday party, Wedding,...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
The End
One person’s sunrise Is another person’s sunset Was a realization I’ll never forget. Thinking about the end Of two different points While...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
Playing Pretend
What you believe Is what you see, And what you believe Is potentiality What you will be. You get to choose what you believe in. You get...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
Your Play
It is just a daydream. It is just a vision. It’s just the life You wish you were living. It’s just a mission A course A compass A...
Clint Haugen
Dec 26, 20221 min read
Burned
When the flame Consumes And destruction is assumed Every atom Afterwards Remains What seems to destroy Transforms Transmutes Into...
Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20221 min read
Christmas
These people bring in peanut brittle that won a blue ribbon in a county fair once, And fudge from a recipe that’s been in the family for...
Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20221 min read
The View
A slick prick With a quick wit Who never knew how to use it Until he started to fight Until he started to write The spark was bound To...
Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20221 min read
Along For The Ride
This artist guy That I’ve let loose He’s really digging some holes In my life Really Burning some bridges He’s gone a little overboard at...
Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20221 min read
An Invitation From The Illuminati
Two women On instagram Messaged me today Claiming to be psychics And that they were drawn to me And wanted to do A 'reading' on me. I...
Clint Haugen
Dec 24, 20221 min read
Andrew
Every day after school He would be the first one through the doors Of the Boys And Girls Club And he was usually dancing his way through...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20222 min read
I'm Not Ready To Kill Him
I am not ready to kill him The fighter I am not ready To let him go I spent so long Building him up It was the only way I could have real...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20221 min read
Nietchze Needed To Get Laid
I feel like Nietchze wouldn't of said God is dead If he would've had more consensual sex with women And didn't have to pay prostitutes To...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20221 min read
Not Jesus
The man said I look like Jesus With my long hair and beard I didn’t know what to say So I told him that Jesus Sounds like a pretty rad...
Clint Haugen
Dec 21, 20222 min read
Tyler Durden
Tyler Durden Sat next to me At the coffee shop, Drinking a Bloody Merry, And reading ‘The Anarchist Handbook’, By Michael Malice. He saw...
Clint Haugen
Dec 17, 20221 min read
It's Only Tuesday
All those mornings I woke up Excited I was about to see her And all those little moments we had In that coffee shop Probably 30 of them...
Clint Haugen
Dec 17, 20222 min read
The Voice That Whispers Through Hell
‘Don’t give up.’ The universe whispers to me And I close my eyes And try to listen. ‘Don’t give up.’ It echos past the stars And travels...
Clint Haugen
Dec 17, 20221 min read
Lost In The Maze
I’m risking it all For this fall Head over heels Shoes on wheels Just to find you again In this maze Where I lost myself The forever...
Clint Haugen
Dec 17, 20221 min read
Daisy's Birthday
Happy birthday To my Daisy Bunchanan Thanks for coming To the party Thanks for stopping by One more time Before you say goodbye I hope...
Clint Haugen
Dec 17, 20221 min read
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