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Don't Listen
Listen up Buttercup Good luck With life If you don’t want to die in order to live And just live in order to die. Listen up Buttercup You...
Clint Haugen
Apr 13, 20231 min read
There's A Fungus Growing On My Couch
Melting into the couch Frying the brain Staring at screens Hardly wondering What it all means Too tired to care So I stare And stare and...
Clint Haugen
Apr 13, 20231 min read
Is Peace Boring?
I could write from my shadow Or about Plato’s cave I could write about how fucked up the world is Or how no one wants to do anything to...
Clint Haugen
Apr 9, 20231 min read
Statue
She is a treat To just Look at A beauty that calls forth courage Just to Gaze upon But too many men Have set their eyes upon Medusa And...
Clint Haugen
Apr 9, 20231 min read
Crazy Lady
Hey little lady You seem a little bit crazy And a tad bit Lonely But you smile Still And pretend like You don’t feel ill Combined with a...
Clint Haugen
Apr 9, 20231 min read
King For A Day
Wasted time From a mind That’s wasted all of the time Stoned to the bone and alone Creating a throne Full of lies Full of eyes That can’t...
Clint Haugen
Apr 9, 20231 min read
A Pawn In Someone Else's Dream
These times These times Are far worse Then any of our rhymes These songs These songs Are not strong Enough to change the world So the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 7, 20231 min read
Safe In Our Comfort Castles
How the hell Do we break this spell? I can’t tell What’s real . . . What’s a big deal And what is small fries I can’t tell what is truth...
Clint Haugen
Apr 6, 20231 min read
Stick And Move
Stick and move Find your groove You have nothing to lose Keep it going Keep flowing Don’t stop moving Don’t stop growing Dance alone Sit...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20231 min read
Scream
Some people Relate the most to Music That screams out In pain and suffering And Guitar solos That’ll melt a face Drum riffs That make the...
Clint Haugen
Apr 3, 20231 min read
All We Know Is Water
“This is the best country in the world! Don’t you think so, Chester?” “How would I know?” “Well, you live here, don’t you??” “Yeah, but...
Clint Haugen
Mar 30, 20231 min read
Something Beyond Ourselves
I pity the folks That haven't Suffered For they Know not What they can Endure They do not know what they are Capable of Suffering And...
Clint Haugen
Mar 30, 20231 min read
Mary M.
She asked me to come over And I told her That I needed a shower She opened up the door With her tits out She was shorter than I thought...
Clint Haugen
Mar 29, 20231 min read
How Fast Things Can Change
She once said to me That I’d never understand She added That I’d never be A man She screamed At me That’d I’d never amount To anything...
Clint Haugen
Mar 29, 20231 min read
Hire Me For Your Wedding, Baptism, Or Funeral - Before I Raise My Rates
I made the mistake Of giving a toast At my friends wedding Two years ago And now It seems To be expected of me Clint Haugen ‘The Toaster’...
Clint Haugen
Mar 26, 20231 min read
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
I search and search For the muse But once I find her I remember How sad she is How mad she is I remember She is a friend That tortures me...
Clint Haugen
Mar 26, 20231 min read
Broken Promise
She had auburn hair And a cute smile And I never Told her How I felt I was never brave enough Never tough enough And she Just Kept living...
Clint Haugen
Mar 26, 20231 min read
Hilariously Absurd
When I go out Alone No one sees me Unless I give them Something to see. We all just want to be seen and heard But somehow For some reason...
Clint Haugen
Mar 25, 20231 min read
Slipping Away
No bar is good enough for me anymore No coffee shop No sentence No word None of it Feels Right Not anymore Something changed And now I am...
Clint Haugen
Mar 24, 20231 min read
Thank You
I’d like to thank The beautiful bride That just tied the knot to a guy Who looks Strangely like me. He just lacks the eyes and the edge....
Clint Haugen
Mar 23, 20231 min read
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