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One True Thing
One true thing . . . All I gotta do is write one true thing . . . That was the assignment Mrs. Becca gave us. What a ridiculous...
Clint Haugen
Dec 6, 20244 min read
Our Great War
Our great war is a silly one It really is It is not a war over land Or over which...
Clint Haugen
Dec 6, 20241 min read
Regrets
I met a man the other day who said that he tried to write a book once about the things people regretted the most at the end of their...
Clint Haugen
Dec 4, 20242 min read
How To Fly
“Get up.” “C’mon now, get up.” “You can’t stay down there. Get up.” “What’re you waiting for? Your clock is ticking.” “You can stand,...
Clint Haugen
Dec 4, 20242 min read
One Foot In Front Of The Other
I have opened my pineal gland I did a few weeks ago It was fun But now I know when someone lies to me I feel their lie And ...
Clint Haugen
Dec 2, 20242 min read
No Romance, Please
“No romantic lighting, please,” that’s what I told her. She was a knockout, but that’s what I told her. Sometimes I don’t care if you’re...
Clint Haugen
Nov 30, 20244 min read
The Man With No Name
It’s a damn shame the man didn’t have a name. I mean, he was a good man. I thought so, at least. But no, he said he didn’t have a...
Clint Haugen
Nov 30, 20244 min read
Holden C.
Y'all's a bunch of phonies, ya know that, don't ya’s? So many phonies out there. Acting all proper, like they don't got demons inside of...
Clint Haugen
Nov 30, 20243 min read
An Equal Sun
The Shadow has its opposite.
Clint Haugen
Nov 28, 20242 min read
Nothing to chew through except our own lips
This week I will be grateful . . . This week I will be grateful . . . Yeah, that’s this week. I can do that, I bet . . . It’s Monday...
Clint Haugen
Nov 25, 20243 min read
You Can
If you can speak You can write If you have hands You can fight If you can ask questions Then you can think If you burn...
Clint Haugen
Nov 24, 20241 min read
Good Morning?
Good morning to you Whoever you are Wherever you are Good morning to you You woke up today You woke up again You got out of...
Clint Haugen
Nov 24, 20243 min read
Villain
I remember Three years ago When I wrote that You and I Are both villains In someone else's story And now I'd say Something like I...
Clint Haugen
Nov 22, 20241 min read
To My Daughter
To my daughter . . . You aren’t born yet; And, I haven’t met your mother; So, You might not be real . . . I might not get blessed...
Clint Haugen
Oct 28, 20244 min read
Aslan And The Reaper
“. . . What will you do with your freedom, Aslan Reetrant?” “I will do whatever I have to.” “And where will you go?” “Wherever the wind...
Clint Haugen
Oct 28, 20244 min read
The Villain Of This Story
I am the villain of this story . . . My story . . . Yes, a self-sabotager—that’s what I am . . . Maybe everyone does to a degree, I...
Clint Haugen
Oct 28, 20246 min read
From The Ariel View
A blank page A new rage Another day A few more words left to say . . . Fueled by the ego Where did our youth go? A ticking...
Clint Haugen
Oct 21, 20242 min read
A Glimpse Into The Future
The future whispers to me in my dreams Showing me a glimpse of what I could become It passes through me Like a chill A warning...
Clint Haugen
Oct 21, 20243 min read
Wings
If the wings of a butterfly Can shift the winds of a hurricane Then What can You and I Do? If a butterfly Never see’s ...
Clint Haugen
Sep 5, 20242 min read
He Was You
Spending money Likes it’s funny To be broke Giving up on myself constantly Like it’s fun To be constantly searching for hope...
Clint Haugen
Aug 27, 20242 min read
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