To The Girl Orpheus Knew He Would die For

To the girl Orpheus knew he would die for,

This one

Is for

You

And only for

You.

Fuck everyone else

Fuck Hades and hell

Fuck the Gods

And fuck patience

I can’t wait for you much longer

But I will love you forever

Meet in me in Idaho after I’ve paid for all the debts I owe

And know that I love you longer than the great wall of China (x17)

I’d drive through the night for you. I’d call your mom. And I will love you in all of your forms. 

When we get fat and old, I bet I’ll love you even more 

When I get too high, and die, I’ll hop over heaven’s gate, and skydive back down to you

Fuck what they’ll think

Fuck what they’ll do

It doesn’t matter, babe

Not as long as I am with you

If you end up in hell, I’ll find you

And bring you back to earth

So you can live out the rest of our days with me 

Out in the country

On our flower and twinkie farm 

If any viper tries to do you harm

I’ll send them down the river Styx

And if Hades needs a song

I’ll give him a poem he’ll never forget 

I’m no Orpheus 

But I’ll do what he did

Because you are the lady

That I know

I would

Die 

For 

Home is you

That’s all I know to be true

My home is you 

To the girl I know I would die for,

This one

Is for

You.

-CH 8/27/25