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Fragments
There are fragments of people inside of my soul attempting to burst out. I think they long to take flight and become whole. I...
Clint Haugen
May 121 min read
Reacting
Are you truly living? Or, Are you just reacting? Who has programmed you to react this way? . . . I see. Well, maybe it's time to take...
Clint Haugen
May 121 min read
Running
He was running from the monsters in his head But his shoes were falling apart And his arms were flailing about as if he was swimming, not...
Clint Haugen
May 82 min read
The Poet And The Politician
They had been friends once But He sought power While the other one sought meaning He sought money While the other...
Clint Haugen
May 82 min read
True Beauty
This kid worked with elderly ladies for awhile, And one thing that several of them admitted to being the hardest part about aging...
Clint Haugen
May 81 min read
7 Times Too Many
The average domestic abuse victim goes back to their partner 7 times before they finally leave them. 7 fucking times. And if you're ever...
Clint Haugen
May 82 min read
Elizabeth Lane
There's this street that I avoid walking down because it feels weird to me. It has a bad energy to it. I didn’t even know that I...
Clint Haugen
May 81 min read
Carry On
The mother has no choice But to watch her 22 year old son Give up everything For a woman she can’t stand. Last week...
Clint Haugen
May 22 min read
Enough
Who are you? Me? I'm no one. Who are you? Hey, pal, let's get one thing straight, I'm no one. Who are you? Are you listening?? I'm no...
Clint Haugen
Apr 302 min read
Too Much
I’d like to be loved for who I am And not who I could be, Or for what I can do for you; But, Maybe that's...
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
Attention
The psychologist told me That the social media algorithms optimize for short term attention, And that if I want to feel better, And not...
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
Fruit
Let your depression starve and give a feast to your ego and to discipline. Stay strong, brother. Stay strong, sister. ...
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
All You Can Do
“ These things eat at your bones And drive your young mind crazy .” . . . Damned no matter what you do. Stardust with everything to...
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
Stuck
I want you to know, kid, That your worth Is not tied to Your productivity. . . . But, damn man, you should probably get off your...
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
Clothes
I don't like the clothes that I wear. I've just been too lazy too buy anything else. I have three pairs of pants and they're all shit....
Clint Haugen
Apr 301 min read
The Garage
After the man has come home from work, After he’s eaten dinner with his family, After he’s done the dishes, After...
Clint Haugen
Apr 232 min read
In Waves
My date asked me if I was depressed. I froze, Not sure how to answer her. I was a few beers in, And I think I mumbled something like, “It...
Clint Haugen
Apr 231 min read
Zero Gravity Milk Cannons
“If you give her the moon and the stars, all she’s gonna want is space.” “. . . That’s not as clever as you think it is,” I said. “Be...
Clint Haugen
Apr 232 min read
In This Film
In this film I know There is no happy ending There never was Not for us, Love But Still From miles away From my grand piano...
Clint Haugen
Apr 232 min read
Suckers
The sign said that the old man needed money because his wife had lost her fight with cancer and he needed money to cremate her. I...
Clint Haugen
Apr 231 min read
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