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Some Day
When a young boy See’s his dad For the first time in 10 hours And he screams that word ‘DAD!!’ And he runs with his arms out Right at his...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12, 20221 min read
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Moral Line
Is the man who would sacrifice his loved ones, in order to save the world, a hero? And, is the man who would sacrifice the world to save...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12, 20221 min read
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The Owl
That beak And those big eyes Peck at my brain That owl That creature It claws at my eyes From deep within My pesky friend That owl He...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11, 20221 min read
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Rocky Marciano
Rocky Marciano Was too small to be a heavyweight Or That's what everyone told him His arms were too small He started boxing too late He...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11, 20221 min read
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Simple
I’d sleep better If I quit my job I’d have the sweetest dreams If I told her how I felt I’d wake up and jump out of bed If I had enough...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11, 20221 min read
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Poetry
I don’t even like poetry When I see a basic poem With a basic rhyme scheme A solid structure And perfect grammar It makes me cringe It...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11, 20221 min read
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My Death
Yesterday, June 4th, I died. I had eaten some mushrooms and a good amount of edible marijuana. I did it out of boredom. I had been...
Clint Haugen
Jun 6, 20226 min read
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They Know Not What They Do...
Your life is in other people Get out of yourself And serve others You’re stuck with them So you might as well Make sure those...
Clint Haugen
Jun 6, 20221 min read
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The Same Cigarettes
An old man sits on a bench, still smoking the same cigarettes as always The doctors told him he’d die If he didn’t stop Well That was 20...
Clint Haugen
Jun 6, 20223 min read
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Beyond Understanding
Today doesn’t feel real It feels like I’ve been given a second chance at life Only I am the same person as always Life hasn’t changed And...
Clint Haugen
Jun 6, 20221 min read
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Circles
Trapped in my mind With limited time My life is what I make it But if I keep faking it Will I still make it? It’s a sad song from a blue...
Clint Haugen
Jun 6, 20221 min read
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Postponed Forever
It’s all happened before This drama These wars The battles we fight Nothing ever gets solved It just gets postponed For the next...
Clint Haugen
Jun 3, 20221 min read
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Most Dramatic
‘You have a nice smile Chet. You should really try to smile more.’ 16 year old me looked her up and down, and glared at her. ‘Why don’t...
Clint Haugen
Jun 3, 20221 min read
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You Can't Know What You Don't Know
Nietzsche and Freud came along And told everyone that there is a side to themselves that they don’t know Now Because of their teachings...
Clint Haugen
Jun 3, 20221 min read
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He'd Hate Us
I’m just the guy who once fell for a woman who read Bukowski I bet there’s a lot of guys out there like me. We should start a club– get...
Clint Haugen
Jun 2, 20221 min read
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Eat's Us
We hardly learn from our own pain And sometimes We choose to feel it Over and over again We go back to the same person Or same...
Clint Haugen
Jun 2, 20221 min read
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Divine Justice
He had been waiting for hours For his own execution Sentenced to death For a crime he didn’t commit She had accused him of rape But they...
Clint Haugen
Jun 2, 20222 min read
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The Cold Sun And The Bleeding Moon
With the sun in the sky We’d smile and laugh We’d walk on the sidewalks Holding hands Going nowhere Skin soaking up the sun We’d eat and...
Clint Haugen
Jun 2, 20221 min read
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Two Blind Eyes
These songs they sing The things they preach The lessons they teach The lies they speak The riddles they lay Day after day Year after...
Clint Haugen
May 25, 20221 min read
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That Savage Beast, Mankind
History Mystery Fee fi fo fum The illusions The delusions The jifity jam, man This life This kite It’s in the wind The mind The man The...
Clint Haugen
May 25, 20221 min read
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