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The Gut Doesn't Lie Sometimes
Facing the wall Staring at a piece of art As the family next to me Complains about the food here She’s large The complainer She wanted a...
Clint Haugen
Feb 18, 20232 min read
Just An Ant
Maybe Just maybe Collectively And only collectively Do we have something like intelligence It becomes important to remember That you and...
Clint Haugen
Feb 12, 20231 min read
What Was True
I've had one night stands that I'll never forget And also One night stands that I'll never remember I can only keep So many names and...
Clint Haugen
Feb 12, 20231 min read
Dialogue (Part 2)
“What is one thing you couldn’t live without?” … “Breathing!” “That’s not what I mean.” “Oh… Eating!” “I don’t mean things you actually...
Clint Haugen
Feb 5, 20231 min read
Dialogue (Part 1)
“What’re you searching for?” “Answers.” “To what?” “Everything.” “Well that’s a silly thing to search for.” “It is?” “You’ll never find...
Clint Haugen
Feb 5, 20231 min read
Learned Ignorance
Here’s one just for me Just to play A Piece Of The Pie These words Create My world These words Are really only heard By me A place to be...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Clown Mask
My greatest trick Is seeming more intelligent Then I actually am I am the great trickster ‘But if you can trick them… Aren’t you smarter...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
More Fiction Then Reality
His voice almost didn’t seem real I couldn’t tell If he was talking like that because he was at work or not But he sounded like a...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Dying Lyrics
At the edge of chaos The jester dances Expressing his reality Through movement He sings And it echoes through the order The sad songs Of...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Magic
Magic I’m not sure why Or what it even means But that’s where I am focused That is What I am trying to create It is What I am trying to...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
It Doesn't Really Feel Like A Dream
This dream In this skin suit Doesn’t feel like a dream, Does it? So why do so many of us Say that it does?
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Deep Tracks
These feelings carve tracks Inside of me That are too deep And my insides Become eroded Warn down By the constant crashing of the waves...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
My Movie
There's this movie I am supposed to write About a fighter Who’s almost given up He had a teammate Commit suicide And another teammate...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Breakfast
I can still smell her on my fingers As I eat my bagel I probably should’ve showered Before heading to this coffee shop To pull something...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Utopia
Two women Sit next to me Talking shit about their ‘friend’ For 30 minutes straight And their conversation Makes me want to take their...
Clint Haugen
Feb 4, 20231 min read
The Suicide Squeeze
Sliding Face-first Like a ball player Trying to steal home The Suicide squeeze That's what they call it Yes, sliding like that Right into...
Clint Haugen
Feb 3, 20231 min read
The Lonely Stone
We had been casually seeing each other for a few months, when she realized she had developed jealousy. She had a moment, she said, when...
Clint Haugen
Feb 3, 20233 min read
Where Demons Play
Into the fray Where the demons play It’s all a game It’s all insane To them But we jump right in Fistfighting the abyss For brief moments...
Clint Haugen
Feb 3, 20231 min read
Razor Blades
Meeting him Was like meeting myself Except He was better He was nicer than I am His energy was gentle While they say mine is Troubled He...
Clint Haugen
Feb 3, 20231 min read
Another Night
Another night Another woman I barely know Hitting me up for sex She’s a twenty minute drive away I tell her to start without me I’ll be...
Clint Haugen
Feb 3, 20231 min read
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