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Real

Maybe it is all a dream? Whose to tell me that it isn’t? Would you? Could you? Would you try to wake me up? . . . It was all a dream...

Clint Haugen

Nov 20, 20232 min read

Time Again, Again

The past, future and present, all experienced at once, in some sort of stand against the tension of living and dying; a raging against...

Clint Haugen

Nov 19, 20234 min read

31

Clint Clifford Haugen Age: 31 Occupation: Fighter turned writer Marital status: Very single Hobbies: sleeping, writing, eating, sex,...

Clint Haugen

Nov 18, 20234 min read

Float

It starts off with a thought And then it runs off And takes you with it As it breathes life Your creation You struggle to Follow it Like...

Clint Haugen

Nov 13, 20231 min read

Sit And Spin

I reached in my pocket to pay for my cranberry scone and my hundred dollar bill that I was reaching for got caught on the zipper of my...

Clint Haugen

Nov 12, 20233 min read

What's The Price Of A Soul?

What would it take for you to sell your soul? Would you sell it for love? Or maybe you’re the kind of person who would sell their soul...

Clint Haugen

Nov 10, 20231 min read

Time Again

We do not get Time again Once it’s passed us by It is forever with All of the other seconds That have lived and died A collection so...

Clint Haugen

Nov 6, 20231 min read

Old And Fat

I hope you’ll love me When I am old and fat Because I am pretty sure That day will be here Real soon, Maybe even as soon as Tomorrow. And...

Clint Haugen

Nov 6, 20231 min read

As Sad As Love

And, Dear, Why don’t I get to be in love? Why do you get too, while I am stuck with a cold bed with no one around to talk about what is...

Clint Haugen

Nov 6, 20231 min read

V

I seem to remember That on the 5th of November A man in a mask Sprang an attack On a totalitarian regime You see He had this whole scheme...

Clint Haugen

Nov 6, 20231 min read

Shake Yourself

Take yourself And Shake yourself Loose of all you know. Forget it all Let it fall down to the ground Like the snow And then Grab a cup of...

Clint Haugen

Nov 1, 20231 min read

A Good Song Never Dies

The bass line Rattles this mind of mine And that snare drum Makes me aware Of all of the pain I’ve numbed In here The vocals Speak to all...

Clint Haugen

Nov 1, 20231 min read

One Dream Away

Knowledge always come at a cost And wisdom can never be bought Peace is a beast held at bay While love can never be taught And when all...

Clint Haugen

Nov 1, 20231 min read

Deep In The Weeds

In the mysteries of the cosmos You can lose yourself And in the mysteries within you You can find yourself. And in those same mysteries...

Clint Haugen

Nov 1, 20231 min read

Invisible or immortal?

A little pixie Whispers Words of temptation In my ear But she is nowhere near Me I whisper back But she can’t hear Me No Not from here...

Clint Haugen

Sep 27, 20231 min read

A Life Without Love Sounds Like Peace To Me

No one comes to mind When I hear a love song And No one makes the soul ache When I read a poem Some Imaginary woman That I hypothetically...

Clint Haugen

Sep 27, 20231 min read

A View From Above

From up above The man looks down At all of the eyes and lips Below him They fidget And blink And They haven’t had their coffee yet Some...

Clint Haugen

Sep 27, 20231 min read

The Palace

At this place At this palace Everything stayed the same And everything always Changed Everything was normal And everything was strange...

Clint Haugen

Sep 27, 20231 min read

In Between The Mountains Of Hope Faith And Charity

Ambulances, Fire trucks, And cops - They gathered last night At Mount Hope Lane, Right in front of The house Next to mine From the...

Clint Haugen

Sep 27, 20231 min read

2AM Blisters

I’d like to believe that I am one of the few people alive That’ll jog three miles home From the strip club Piss drunk At two AM In my...

Clint Haugen

Sep 27, 20231 min read

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Available November 16th

Real

Time Again, Again

31

Float

Sit And Spin

What's The Price Of A Soul?

Time Again

Old And Fat

As Sad As Love

V

Shake Yourself

A Good Song Never Dies

One Dream Away

Deep In The Weeds

Invisible or immortal?

A Life Without Love Sounds Like Peace To Me

A View From Above

The Palace

In Between The Mountains Of Hope Faith And Charity

2AM Blisters