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Sweet Dream
Out of the head and into the heart To feel Something real Logic can freeze us where we are But we are the dying star Grand beyond measure...
Clint Haugen
Jan 3, 20241 min read
Bourbon Nukes
As I sat down With my bourbon I heard two men next to me Talking about Nuclear weapons And what they thought we should do with them....
Clint Haugen
Dec 28, 20231 min read
Sorry
Hey, Babe, I’m sorry that I am not 6’2 With tattoos I’m sorry that I have nothing to lose I’m sorry for the people that I chose I’m sorry...
Clint Haugen
Dec 28, 20232 min read
Perseus
Perseus, Won’t you come save us? Can’t you hear our screams? Don't they reach you up there? There are monsters to fight down here,...
Clint Haugen
Dec 23, 20231 min read
Philly Cheese Steak 4: 6-7
Philippians 4: 6-7 Sat above her TV In her bedroom And as I lay in her bed After sex I stared at it And read it at least 10 times “Do not...
Clint Haugen
Dec 23, 20231 min read
My Canary
There is a little yellow bird That I have And she Was created in my lab She flies around my house And follows me to work But she is just...
Clint Haugen
Dec 23, 20231 min read
2023
I invited a Canary Inside of my home With an open door She flew in And there she stayed Not even realizing that she was now Caged And...
Clint Haugen
Dec 23, 20232 min read
The Perfect Blossom
There once was a man Who didn’t have a plan But the life he imagined for himself Was so grand Unfortunately, though He never had a couple...
Clint Haugen
Dec 23, 20231 min read
Down The Wishing Well
Only time will tell If these wishes thrown down All these wishing wells Will come true Or were we just Wasting our change? Were we just...
Clint Haugen
Dec 20, 20231 min read
The Brown Owl
I remember this place It has an all too familiar taste This is where that chase Hit its peak And that love I was trying to seek Ended...
Clint Haugen
Dec 20, 20231 min read
More Time
I wouldn’t mind Having more time To waste away On my cell phone Or more time To figure out life And I wouldn’t mind Knowing How time is...
Clint Haugen
Dec 20, 20231 min read
Scroogie
Tree’s are wrapped in lights And we can see our exhales With beanies on our heads And boots on our feet We hop from shop to shop Because...
Clint Haugen
Dec 15, 20231 min read
Don't Remember The 14th Of December
It’s Her birthday today My coworker asked what day it was today I said, “It’s December 14th. It’s Her birthday.” “Wow,” she said. “I...
Clint Haugen
Dec 15, 20231 min read
General Hairy's Revenge
They say that we swallow a ton of spiders in our sleep Those creepy crawlers Have formed an army in my stomach They have a General named...
Clint Haugen
Dec 15, 20231 min read
Frozen
She got me so high Just to leave me when I got so low She showed me a way to go Just to adios, leaving me to alone with the ego And In...
Clint Haugen
Dec 12, 20231 min read
The People Who Know Me Best
They say that I have a hard face And that I am guarded They say that I am rough around the edges They say I have opinions And that I am a...
Clint Haugen
Dec 10, 20231 min read
Poetry Night
There’s a poetry night coming up here in a few days But my hands are too shaky to write And my body is too broken to fight My mind is too...
Clint Haugen
Dec 10, 20232 min read
Mrs. Mermaid Sage Lady
I close my eyes And she comes to see me My mermaid sage appears On my ceiling A swirling green mist follows her She waves at me to follow...
Clint Haugen
Dec 3, 20232 min read
Brakes And Human Decency
A few years ago, there was rattling noise coming from one of the wheels on my car. I took it into the shop, and a man handed me a bunch...
Clint Haugen
Nov 23, 20232 min read
Their Love Story
They danced together. They kissed each other. They smelled the other one. They held onto each other tightly. They fell in love. Then,...
Clint Haugen
Nov 21, 20232 min read
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