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Before They Come For Me
Can an artist grow in this world where everything is censored and everyone is canceled? I must get it all out before they come for me. -C.H.
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
The Blonde
The blonde, with the nose and the pointy elbows, changed my life. Then she disappeared. Even though I live in hell now, I have no...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
The Volcano
The super volcano erupts and kills everyone. I’ll miss you and I’ll miss your dog. The earth was a better place with you two in it. Now...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
I Am No Johnny Cash
A man with tight pants sings on the stage. All the women in the room stare at him and his tight pants. I sit in the back and write his...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
When To Walk Away
Thank you or the lessons you taught me I was a seed before you, now I am a blossom. I wish you well, but, I cannot return to you, not...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Nothing Learned
The baby learns how to walk The toddler learns how to play The child learns how to share The preteen learns about cruelty The teenage...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
What You Meant To Me
I wish you well, former lover of mine. One day i’ll see you in hell, but in the meantime, I’ll keep the things I need to say, inside; and...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
In Order To Love
I’m rattled Disoriented Afraid Nervous My heart is beating out of my chest I’m vulnerable, open to the best and worst feelings and it...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
A Sliver Of My Soul
Upload my poetry into an A.I. after I die Persevere a sliver of my soul Then tell him to write (I’ve decided to call the A.I. him instead...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Is It Worth It?
Who the hell wants to wake up early. to an alarm, and go to a job they don’t love? All in order to survive in this world? How many days...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
The Power Of Chaos
I flick at the lighter sparking the flame I watch the fire dance I run my finger over the flame feeling the heat I smile Fire is a double...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
The Path's We Choose
A time comes when a man must choose A life of security or A life of passion The two cannot coexist Except in the few lucky ones Who’s...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Dinner For The Crows
She was his inspiration His muse She filled him with music and books She filled his belly with food and believed in his dreams, when no...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Done For The Night
I am done for the night I’ve given too much of myself into these words without getting anything in return I opened up And poured it all...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Cowie
It’s funny how much us Americans love our steak, potato and asparagus dinners. I wash mine down with a glass of wine, wondering where...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
The Dancing Mind
Smoke fills my lungs Thoughts dance between my ears Wine glides down my throat And into my belly. It’s a sunny February day, a rarity...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
A Kid Again
The sun sets and the young heads rest As the grown-ups sip their drinks, And stare at the legs of a blonde, in a low cut dress. The child...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
How It Always Ends
I’m sorry my love, I cannot go through it again. I cannot feel that many feelings. No, I’m not strong, or brave enough. I’ll live in the...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Out Of Your Control
These sunny days in winter are confusing They feel good in the moment but with the sun in the winter comes the fires in the summer People...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
Mask Season Can Be Over Now
Pull down your mask and let me see your smile. I miss the smiles of the people. I miss the dimples. I miss the teeth. I miss the joy. So...
Clint Haugen
Feb 6, 20221 min read
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