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Grace
Hey, ______, I wasn’t planning on this, It just happened. I didn’t see you before, but now I see it. I am sorry for this – I am sorry for...
Clint Haugen
Sep 27, 20231 min read
A Dream In A Dream
Wash my dirty soul And make it Better Take my arrogant mind And make it Clever Fix these sad eyes And let me live peacefully In our lies...
Clint Haugen
Sep 27, 20231 min read
The Echoes That Live In Eternity
Don’t worry I am still hear To whisper into your ear Silly poems of pain And little quips to stimulate the brain Revealing just enough To...
Clint Haugen
Sep 6, 20231 min read
Right Between The Eyes
I’ve come undone A lost man Searching for the sun Crows circle above my head And rain clouds are above her wings I look up at the dark...
Clint Haugen
Aug 27, 20231 min read
The Same Seven
Everyone is reading the same 7 books They are everywhere I go 3 authors Have all of the current sales They have All of our attention One...
Clint Haugen
Aug 27, 20231 min read
Never Here
Barely awake Barely conscious With a belly full of chemicals And a broken back He stands Against the current Instead of Falling backwards...
Clint Haugen
Aug 27, 20231 min read
Time Is Weird
She was over top of me, with her giant tits in my face. I was looking up, and through the middle gap between her tits, I looked into her...
Clint Haugen
Aug 27, 20232 min read
If It Dies
He looked me in the eyes, and with the utmost seriousness a man could muster, he asked me, “What happens if writing dies?? What if...
Clint Haugen
Aug 27, 20231 min read
Little Ideas
Whispering tunes Of love To myself To keep going To keep Believing Quit reminders That miracles are real In the void Of white noise These...
Clint Haugen
Aug 11, 20231 min read
Anna K.
“I am reading Anna Karenina right now. I am devouring it. It's crazy good!” “Did you ever hear what inspired Tolstoy to write that book?”...
Clint Haugen
Aug 11, 20231 min read
Anywhere Else?
I am One With My Phone And all of the entertainment That’s on it And I cannot seem to separate myself from it But If I am being honest I...
Clint Haugen
Aug 11, 20231 min read
Stuck Here
I counted down from 10 And watched the black ceiling fan Spin Around and around “10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . .” I was trying to hypnotize...
Clint Haugen
Aug 7, 20231 min read
Being Human
As a human Sometimes You are lost And sometimes You are in love Sometimes you are home But you still feel All alone Sometimes you’re...
Clint Haugen
Aug 7, 20231 min read
Lower/Middle Class American
I overate again It’s one of my best skills My stomach Has the ability To expand 8 times It’s normal size When overeating I fill it With...
Clint Haugen
Aug 7, 20231 min read
Not My Child
She married a guy who looks just like me And now Their child Is expected to be born On my birthday That kid Will be more like me Then him...
Clint Haugen
Aug 7, 20231 min read
Scary As Hell
I am sorry That I wasn’t Brave enough To Love you I’ll find you In one of these lives And we can be Happy together There Wherever ‘There’...
Clint Haugen
Jul 29, 20231 min read
A Father That You Could Be Proud Of
To my future kid, I was thinking about you When I tried to become better. You were motivation; You and your mother, Who is also In the...
Clint Haugen
Jul 29, 20231 min read
You Are
I have a super computer in my pocket at all times, and a vehicle that can go 90 miles per hour; But, for some reason I don’t think of...
Clint Haugen
Jul 29, 20231 min read
Stay For A Minute
People come and go And unless You stop them And get them To stay for a minute They’ll keep going on And on and on and on Life will take...
Clint Haugen
Jul 23, 20231 min read
Sneaky Fucks
“To see the world in a grain of sand And heaven in a wild flower” Said the poet. “ To hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity...
Clint Haugen
Jul 23, 20231 min read
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