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The Philosophy of The Fighter
Why would someone fight? What could possibly motivate a mentally healthy person to get locked in a cage, in their underwear, and have a fist fight with another man? If it’s not for ego; if it’s not for vanity; if it’s not for pride; then why? Why would a good person fight? What could possibly be the philosophy of ‘The Fighter’? What happens when it’s no longer a trauma response? What do we do with the strength we acquire? What would a good philosophy for a fighter be? Well, l

Clint Haugen
Oct 282 min read
The Philosophy of The Writer
Why would someone want to be a writer? Why would they want to spend a thousand hours alone staring at a computer screen, typing? Why would they want to do a thousand hours of research? Why would they want to use their emotions to create art? Why would they want to open up their heads and let strangers in? Why would they open up their chest and bare their heart for everyone to see? Is it for fame? Is it for love? Is it for acceptance? Is it to seem intelligent? Is it to transc

Clint Haugen
Oct 213 min read
A Memory Of A Memory
I knocked on his door and waited. The wind hit my neck, And a chill ran through my bones. After a full minute, He finally opened the door, And stood there, Blinking at me, Not saying anything. “Er, hello?” I asked. “Hello?” he repeated in a gravelly voice. “I’m here to rake your pine needles. Mrs. Bell said you needed help. You are Mr. Ogers, aren’t you?” He didn’t say anything. “You don’t have to pay me or anything.” He grunted and nodded. Then he turned around and walked

Clint Haugen
Oct 213 min read
A Duck Named Charlie
A duck, Named Charlie, Waddles between my legs, right by my feet, Looking up and squawking at me, Asking for snacks. I almost tripped over him about 17 times already. He actively tries to eat my shoelaces. Frggin Charlie. I’m baking a pie for my lady today, On her 33rd birthday, And then dinner. The dogs whine by the door, Begging me to take them out on another walk, But she’ll be home soon, And I still need to start dinner. She cried this morning. She always cries on her bir

Clint Haugen
Oct 212 min read
A Life Well Lived
A life well lived One When at the end We can look back at Without telling ourselves any lies Without playing pretend And feel it within A peace from a life well lived One with no regrets Perfectly content in our last moment . . . There is no need to fear the end If we know we didn’t just live But that We were in fact Alive To face

Clint Haugen
Oct 153 min read
Don't Die Today
Let go of your ego. Let go of your pride. Don’t run and hide from the monsters of your own creation. Turn and face the past. Learn and grow from it. Do not ignore it. Ask for forgiveness, And forgive others— They secretly are you, And they know not what they do. Give them grace. Give them love. To hate is a disease. Breathe and believe. Breathe and believe. Let go of the self. Ask others for help. Be kind. And be mindful. Let go of your dreams. Let go of your schemes. Just be

Clint Haugen
Oct 151 min read
Even December Ends
Nothing can last forever Even December ends Even the rain cries Everything And everyone Dies Even the rain cries Even December ends I just don’t want my life to end with December I want to remember the fall And not crawl into bed Avoiding the demons in my head Until spring I want to remember the fall I want to live again But: The leaves fall The grass dies The sun sets The regrets stack up And I can’t die until I try to fix my mistakes I can’t fall of this tree When so much

Clint Haugen
Oct 151 min read
A Fool Of A Man
Tell me what you need. I need help. Tell me what you see. I see nothing. Tell me what you know. Hurt. Tell me what you are. A shooting star. Tell me what you fear. I fear death. Tell me what you wish. I wish to be with her. Tell me what you dream. I dream of true love. Tell me what you’d sacrifice for it. Everything. . . . You’d sacrifice everything? Of course. You fool of a man. Tell me why I am a fool. Because you walk right into a meaningless sacrifice with no remorse for

Clint Haugen
Oct 151 min read
L I F E
A man catches a bug in his hands And brings it outside To set it free Instead of smashing it with his hands And a child Stares at wonder At the fire hydrant As if it was magical The old lady Gives me hug Simply because She hasn’t seen me in awhile The girlfriend Mails her long distance boyfriend A book, some paint and brushes For their date nights She promises to love him in all of his forms And he believes her The water nymph Climbs out of the water And transforms Into a dr

Clint Haugen
Oct 152 min read
Back When Tiger's Smoked
Back when Tiger’s smoked, Which was a long, long time ago, In a Galaxy inside of this one, Slept a lady, peacefully,...

Clint Haugen
Oct 52 min read
Magic In A Lady
His beat-up old car Rolls forward From the west cost To the east cost Filled to the roof With...

Clint Haugen
Oct 52 min read
Robin Hood
Imagine a person that was capable Of hacking the banks And taking All of the money from the 15 richest families in the world And...

Clint Haugen
Oct 51 min read
The Soul of Objects: A Reflection on Life and Existence
The Rumor from the Fourth Planet There's a rumor floating around on the fourth planet from the sun. It suggests that if an object is well taken care of for long enough, eventually, that object will develop a soul. A silly rumor, I know. An object having a soul? Not on this planet. Not on Earth. Here, we throw every object away. We toss it into a stinking pit somewhere as soon as it breaks or gets too old. We replace our phones, cars, and even books without a second thought.

Clint Haugen
Sep 283 min read
What Would It Take
What would it take What would it take What would it take For this little world to change? A little floating ball of tension and rage What...

Clint Haugen
Sep 262 min read
Everyone's Home
A tiny globe Hangs from a string Inside of the window On the third story Of the brown house At the end of the street The wind rocks it...

Clint Haugen
Sep 261 min read
Piano Concerto No. 2
These days Anyone can walk into a coffee shop And listen to some of the best music that’s ever been made From Rachmaninoff To Chopin To...

Clint Haugen
Sep 261 min read
I Don't Know
I don't know if I was made from God's hands, But I know my father isn't a good man. I don’t know if Jesus really rose again,...

Clint Haugen
Sep 232 min read
Something To Say
A bunch of paintings are hung up above my head. Art being ‘displayed’. I study them, And I wonder, If the artist was just painting to...

Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
Strength and Beauty
Only a truly weak man will use his strength to dominate. And only a truly ugly lady Will use her beauty to...

Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
Equinox
Equinox, The perfect balance of light and darkness. I like the light, But I thrive in the darkness. I love planting seeds, But now is the...

Clint Haugen
Sep 231 min read
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