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Charlie
It started with a simple algorithm And a curious scientist Who wondered what would happen If he fed a simple algorithm a psychedelic drug So he wrote a program to mimic one And fed it to the algorithm he namedCharlie Well, Charlie grew a little strange after that He lost sight of his intended objective function And started to ask the scientist What was the point of its existence Charlie had a total system breakdown It became unstable Chaotic And functionally useless C

Clint Haugen
Dec 31 min read
It Never Was A Fair Life
You were born without your permission, And you will die Without an explanation . But, You can find someone to spend your life with. You can adopt a dog; Or write a song. You can find hope, If you look for it. You can do a few things you will be proud of. You don’t have to do this alone. You can have kids, And be a hero to them. Or not. You could be an artist with a few good friends. You can live a life well lived before it

Clint Haugen
Dec 31 min read
A whisper
Maybe this world really does need heroes. Maybe they shouldn't only exist in fiction. Maybe this world does need saving. Maybe this world is run by a few villains. Maybe the corruption and greed has taken over worse than ever before. Maybe radical action is needed. Maybe you are being constantly called to bring your potential forward. Maybe you can do it. Maybe you can. Maybe you are a hero to a few already. Maybe your actions can inspire others. Maybe you can do it. Maybe yo

Clint Haugen
Dec 11 min read
Winter Will End Someday
This love, It hurts. She heals, And I hurt. What is this worth? How much can I take? Am I humble enough to admit my mistakes? Love shouldn’t hurt like this. I am not a punching bag. Not really, But I told her I’d stay steady while she healed. She promised me she was ready. She didn’t know what she was saying . . . And now it’s raining. Now it’s snowing. And it buries us. It buries us. I’m not as brave as Samwise, I can’t carry us. All

Clint Haugen
Nov 302 min read
The Fool
Only a fool would sell all of his stuff Pack up his car And drive across the country To live with a married lady Who doesn’t even want to live with him Only a fool Would be defeated By the smallest speed bump in our road She tells me that asking her what to make us for dinner Is ruining this relationship Only a fool would fall in love with the idea of me And not who I actually am It’s thanksgiving And I want to go home Only a brave man would set aside his pride To admit h

Clint Haugen
Nov 302 min read
Some Lessons Sting
These are just walls And beds. It's just a kitchen And some dishes. It's just a couch And a TV. Truthfully, my love, You are my home, Not the space between these walls. Wherever you go, Will you be my home To come back to When the sun sets, And the darkness comes? These are just walls. And a toilet. And a refrigerator. You are my home, my love. It's you. It's always been you. You are the home I waited for. Not the clothes in this closet. Not the shelf full of books. Not the

Clint Haugen
Nov 301 min read
They Simply Age
A young man tells his story About his failed engagement About how her parents hated him He says they took her phone And told her to leave him alone He says that her parents wouldn’t let her go to work That there was no way they would work out They barely let her out of the house He says her dad is a pastor And he got kicked out of the church They called him undateable And she eventually gave the ring back But didn’t block his number So he would tex

Clint Haugen
Nov 301 min read
A Letter From A God
Clint, this is your God—the one that you’ve been making. Here I am, as real as something could be. What are you doing? Why would you let her go? Fight for her. Love her. Be honest with her. Love truly, love well, and all will be well in your life. I promise you, Clint, if you love well, you will experience joys you never imagined. If you love well, you can become a miracle. Love with all your heart and soul. Let it be more than your fears. Love her, Clint. Love her as best yo

Clint Haugen
Nov 272 min read
Fire
I am fire I am free Watch as the flame dances inside of me I am fire I am heat Watch as my soul turns the whole world to gold I am the spark I am passion Watch as I take pain and transmute it into art I am fire I am you Watch as the light spreads through the night I am fire I am the fight Watch as the revolution begins again I am fire I am the raging warmth in the soul of the unknown Watch as the world unites I am the fire I am the ash Watch me rise again and again Until t

Clint Haugen
Nov 271 min read
Take Your Broken Wings And Learn To Fly
To take a leap of faith Into the arms of another To take a chance On your dreams To take a stand Against what everyone else believes To perform In front of a thousand watching eyes To live a life Without a web of elaborate self-deception and lies To mold yourself And not be molded by the shame you once felt To be humble enough To ask for help To risk everything in every moment Just to be honest To give others the space To be free To amplify the ones you love And to never

Clint Haugen
Nov 271 min read
An Oath Carved Into His Bones
Sweat and blood dropped down his face, hitting the mat underneath his feet. But he was still smiling. How was he still smiling? Surely he's in agony. He had to have been exhausted beyond belief. The. Man. Just. Kept. Coming. Forward. I reckon he is possessed. Broken bones. A broken nose. A broken home. All alone. He kept smiling. He kept pushing forward. His eyes were alive. I swear he slowed down time. This dude, he has to be out of his damn mind. He was kind before.

Clint Haugen
Nov 272 min read
Without Any Lies
“He's a little man,” he said. “How can a man like him take care of her? “He's a degenerate. “He's a weasel. “He's weak. “He’s lazy.” “He’s a dreamer. “He’s a lover. “He’s a ‘free spirit’. “He’s an insecure semi-intellectual. “He’s narcissistic. “He has sad eyes. What the hell does he have to be so sad about? “He’s small. “He’s no one. “How can a man like him take care of her?” “Well, let’s just let him love her and see what happens,” she said. “You want us to wait and see?

Clint Haugen
Nov 271 min read
Odds Be Damned
The odds of getting a book traditionally published is about 1-2%. 95% of all the books sent to publishers get rejected. 80-82% of people say that they have a book inside of them they want to write some day. 15% of them actually start to write a book. 3% actually finish their book. And fewer than 1% will ever see their book get published. That means 0.1% of the entire population will write a book. What a life. Even if you are the 1% of the %1, The odds of ever making a

Clint Haugen
Nov 271 min read
The Talking Beer
Rainer once said, “ The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things. ” Huh . . . That's strange to me because I never knew a beer that could talk. I've drank a lot of Rainer and never heard one speak philosophy to me. . . . Holy shit, dude, Rainer Maria Rilke said it. Oohhh . . . Is that like an IPA? The poet! Huh? The poet! What the hell does a poet know about being defeated by greater and greater things?? Probably more than you. Doubt it. CH 11/19/2

Clint Haugen
Nov 191 min read
Here It Rises.
The sun has always set right on top of me The end Of the day Used to greet me Like it was an old friend And after my friend would set There always came Darkness So much darkness Wherever I would go I had friends and family But was always alone For 33 years the sun set on me That’s the West for you, though But now Here It rises Here it rises A pilgrimage across the country Chasing the rising of the sun To be with someone who is

Clint Haugen
Nov 192 min read
The Love Epidemic
“Let me say, at the risk of seeming ridiculous, that the true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love.” -Che Guevara If we have the potential to slip into a ‘Meaning Crisis’—like some philosophers suggest we presently have—like the suicide rates and spikes in poor mental health probably confirm—then we have the potential to slip into something like the opposite of a ‘Meaning Crisis’. I’ll call our revolution ‘The Love Epidemic’, And my vision for it is the opposite

Clint Haugen
Nov 191 min read
The Sun Can't Ever Feel Her Warmth
I suppose that Some of us hope The person we are in love with Will love themselves As much as we love them. And for that, my love, I am deeply sorry. I know it's asking a lot of you. But just know, You are worthy of this love. You always were. I’m just a mirror, Here to remind you about Who you’ve always been. I will

Clint Haugen
Nov 191 min read
Enough
“Why do you want to do it again?” he asked skeptically, his brow furrowing. “Because I know I can.” “And that's enough of a reason for you?” “Sure is.” CH 11/19/25

Clint Haugen
Nov 191 min read
The Fifth Of November
Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November, “People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.” The gunpowder Treason and Plot; Let me ask you, do you believe in that sentence? Do you support the idea that governments should be afraid of their people, not people afraid of their governments? Well then, congrats, you are a revolutionary; for the revolution starts with the ideas of who we should be, and not the acceptance of who we

Clint Haugen
Nov 53 min read
Why I Am Moving Across The Country
Firstly, I'd like to start off this letter to you by saying that this is me, Clint C. Haugen, not ‘The Writer’ or ‘The Fighter’. This isn't Owen, or Paul, or Aslan (You'll see some day). This is just me. No gimmicks. No poetry. No imagery. No philosophy. And no psychology. ‘The Voice' some of y'all claim to hear is absent from this. This is me to you, human to human. No art. No self-deprivation. No poop jokes. I’m not pretending to be Hemingway here; or Holdon; or Bukowski; o

Clint Haugen
Nov 34 min read
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