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All The Way Back
Where did we come from? And where are we going? . . . They tell you to keep your head up, But, If you never hang your head, And look...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
A Few Old Coals
What good is a man who's lost his soul? . . . The last of the flame dances inside of my soul. A small smouldering pile of ashes, Sits on...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
Shallow
“It is never that deep for the people that are shallow.” . . . If they don't understand you; If they tell you that things aren't as deep...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
Love Or Fear?
Love or Fear? That’s it. That’s what the man said God had told him during the long conversation he had with God. Apparently, that’s all...
Clint Haugen
Jun 181 min read
Brave Enough To Be Real
The Valedictorian looked out into the crowd of 10,000 eyes. She took a deep breath in and started her speech. “Express your honest...
Clint Haugen
Jun 142 min read
Trusting The Muse
All of us lie too much. If you don't think that, then you're a goddamn liar. Poets just lie more than most. We're experts at...
Clint Haugen
Jun 141 min read
Deeper
The deeper I can dive into a story The further away I can drift From everyone else . . . Who needs friends when you can create...
Clint Haugen
Jun 141 min read
Find A Man Of Means
If I'm ever into you You'll definitely know it Because I'll hide from you For months at a time And never text or call or make eye...
Clint Haugen
Jun 142 min read
Virtue Or Vice?
“Sometimes, Young Padawan, what we think are our virtues are actually our vices.” “. . . You've been pretty annoying lately, Master.” “My...
Clint Haugen
Jun 82 min read
If Animals Had A Religion
I saw the quote, “If animals had a religion, Humanity would be the devil.” It sounded pretty cool at first. It really got me...
Clint Haugen
Jun 21 min read
We Can't All Be Cowards
“I hate insecure men,” she said to me, referring to her ex-boyfriend. “They’re too toxic to be with. Insecure men can’t handle a strong,...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12 min read
Scorpion's Sting Ya
Never trust a lady who has a visible scorpion tattoo. I promise you, if she has a visible scorpion tattoo, she's trouble. If you...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11 min read
Lebowski For President 2018
Some guy in line behind me Kept scooting closer to me . . . Some weird Ugly Sandal wearing Bald headed Fuck Kept creeping closer to me!...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11 min read
Lust
“The strongest men all fell to lust in the stories.” “Welp, good thing I have noodle arms then, huh?? Ha!” “Your arms are actually...
Clint Haugen
Jun 12 min read
Fantasy
Yeah, I can do it on my own, too I can thrive alone I’ve been on this road Without a co-passenger Without an answer...
Clint Haugen
May 301 min read
Apparently
“What’re you writing about today?” she asked him. “I don't know yet.” Huh? How does that work? Shouldn't you know??” “I'm waiting for it...
Clint Haugen
May 241 min read
Until
This kid worked with the old folks for awhile, And another one of the things he learned about life from them was, ...
Clint Haugen
May 241 min read
Fair Play
You’re telling me that Artificial Intelligence can write a whole ass book in minutes???! How cool. If the A.I. can write better than me,...
Clint Haugen
May 241 min read
The Price
To be fully known is to be vulnerable, and that’s the price of a real connection. You can't be loved without showing...
Clint Haugen
May 241 min read
A Gift
“Happiness was never your choice,” the little ugly witch said to her. “It was always a gift.’ -CH 5/24/25
Clint Haugen
May 241 min read
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