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Burdened With Purpose
I stand alone A few feet in front of his throne    A few hundred angels are watching us They are chanting something I can’t understand...
Clint Haugen
Aug 20, 20243 min read
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Not So Ernest
Not loving, or not not loving well, is cowardice. Love is a respite from death. Do we fear death, or do we fear life? Do we ignore death,...
Clint Haugen
Aug 12, 20245 min read
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A Fish Story
The fish was sleeping in his bed in his hole that he had dug at the bottom of the lake. He was a bass and digging holes was how they made...
Clint Haugen
Aug 8, 20243 min read
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Filling The Void
What if At the very end of your life You're shown data of all of your time Scrolling through social media out of boredom? And all of the...
Clint Haugen
Aug 6, 20241 min read
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Nodding Along
She walked in With a huge booty behind her And She complained about her kids to me And how busy she had been this summer Saying she felt...
Clint Haugen
Aug 6, 20242 min read
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Happy To Be
Change is here It isn’t coming It is in the present It is now The inevitable changing of this world The constant changing of self The...
Clint Haugen
Jul 30, 20243 min read
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Alone And Together
The soul isn’t whole There’s a couple holes in it A few missing pieces Somethings yearns for more A transformation beckons There's always...
Clint Haugen
Jul 27, 20242 min read
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Magnetic Minds
Our magnetic minds Traveling through space/time Attracting the world to us As it all falls apart A pulsing magnetic field omitted from...
Clint Haugen
Jul 7, 20242 min read
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Free Breakfast
I guess I should pray today Only I’m not sure what to say . . . My brother enjoyed a church Because of the bells and whistles He said the...
Clint Haugen
Jun 30, 20241 min read
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Die Like Romeo And Live Like Achilles
If I could write you a poem To get you to love me I would And if I have to write you a book To get you to hear me I will And if I have to...
Clint Haugen
Jun 30, 20242 min read
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On The Edge
Right on the edge I stop I don’t look down To the fall Instead I look out To the the mountains And the sky And the rivers And the trees...
Clint Haugen
Jun 19, 20241 min read
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Learning To Live Again
With just a little left With only an inch With just a sliver of hope With a moment of free will With only a spark The universe starts It...
Clint Haugen
Jun 19, 20242 min read
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Words I Don't Usually Say
It's good to see you today, babe I know those aren’t words that I usually say And I’m sorry for that But most of the time It really is...
Clint Haugen
Jun 16, 20242 min read
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The Saving Of Earth-777 (Chapter 2)
God was leaning up against the wall, talking to Julie from accounting. It was a Wednesday morning at the office, and God's hair was still...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11, 20246 min read
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How Villains Are Made
This is how villains are made You lock someone good in a cage You make them do pointless labor for you You tell them that their ego has...
Clint Haugen
Jun 11, 20242 min read
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Painting
I go to type And blood drips onto my laptop One of my fingers Has a cut Which is weird Because All I did Was drive to a coffee shop Order...
Clint Haugen
Jun 5, 20243 min read
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The Saving Of Earth-777
God was napping again. It was 10:52 in the morning, and God was already back asleep. God had given up on the timelines a long, long, time...
Clint Haugen
May 29, 20246 min read
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Thanks For Listening
If anyone can hear this I want you to know That I am grateful That you are here With me Thanks for listening To the rambles Of a lost...
Clint Haugen
May 27, 20242 min read
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More Than A Pixel
Not just a pixel in the big picture of the universe Not just a piano key You can’t step on me You can’t make an identical copy Not just a...
Clint Haugen
May 27, 20241 min read
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Floating
The man on the screen With his beard And his credentials Said that there is no such thing as free will Everything is just chemical...
Clint Haugen
May 27, 20242 min read
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