340 million souls, If you push them, Donnie, A few of the crazies Will explode, But, Can you see that from your throne? . . . 340...

He sits in his chair, In front of his oak desk, And stares out the window. It's fall outside, And yellow leaves rock back and...

She looks me in the eyes, as she takes a piece of clay out of her soul, And throws it on the wheel. I take a chunk of clay out of...

She’s so tiny So sweet Yet, still feisty She’s pulled a heist on me And stole my soul And that’s not something someone can just borrow...

70 years in bed with her Wouldn’t be enough 70 years is 25567.5 nights together And it wouldn’t be close to enough Even if her and I...

I can’t concentrate On anything Besides her She’s all I ever wanted But now I feel as she might steal Everything that makes me...

“What would you sacrifice for love?” “Hmmm. . . that’s an interesting question. I think, with love, if you give into it completely,...

The guy with the circular glasses dangling on the brim of his nose—and a mustache that was a little too trimmed—turned to me again and...

In today’s world, Most young men learn romance from Porn Way before they ever have the courage To try real romance with a real lady;...

It’s only because I am madly in love with her That I have to Let her go. It’s only because I want to her to...

What a relief it is To have an infinite sea of entertainment To drown your sorrows in When you don't want...

It’s impossible for you to tell anyone the truth . . . if you lie to yourself first. Everything you do and say comes...

Have you ever looked around And noticed That the people that make more money than you do Aren't...

The thing That a man Between the ages of 18-40 Is most likely to die from Is Themselves. Mmmmm, ...

I almost killed the dragonfly With my push lawnmower But of course It dodged it My heart did drop for a second, though When I thought...

“Is it better to die numb or to die young?” “Dog, it’s way too early for this shit again.” “I’m just asking. It doesn’t have to be such...

Most people will take off their clothes before they take off their mask. I don’t kink shame, but I personally prefer to look at...

The table remembers the two lovers using it As they played chess, And laughed together; As they looked into each others eyes, And...

She is lost in time And I am lost in my mind Out of the head and into the heart . . . But the dying of the light has a head start . . ....

“The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.” -Jack...